First You Let Men Marry Other Men, Next Thing You Know They Start Marrying Lawsuits

If only English were more like a programming language — and if only readers were more like computers — we could just use parentheses to keep subtitles like this from being jarring:

Attorneys for the man suing James Cameron say they have discovered that the woman presiding over the case’s husband has worked with 20th Century Fox.

Alas, in actual English ….