WESTERN UNION HAS ENDED ITS TELEGRAM SERVICE STOP
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Harpo to Groucho (on Groucho's birthday)....
NO MESSAGE
My paternal grandfather had been a telegraph operator as a young man. He could still do Morse and international code years after his retirment.
The fictional one is from MASH, in an episode where Hawkeye learns that his father has been informed that he was killed in action. So Hawkeye dictates the following telegram: "Dear Dad, I am not dead. Stop. Hope you are the same. Stop. Thinking of selling my golf clubs? Stop. Spending my insurance money? Stop."
For the real one, you have to keep in mind that you had to pay for telegrams by the word. As a result, people would leave out unimportant words from their telegrams to save money. Thus, when a reporter doing background for a piece on Cary Grant sent a telegram to Grant's agent inquiring about Grant's age, the telegram read "How old Cary Grant?" Grant had his agent wire back "Old Cary Grant fine. How you?"
To President Herbert Hoover just before the 1932 election:
"Vote for Roosevelt and make it unanimous"
Indeed. The family archives still hold examples of these from my grandparents' wedding. Nobody thought to send any to me and my wife; I wish they had (or that I had sent some to others.)
Sure they're obsolete, but so are engraved invitations (which have also been somewhat dispensed with.)
So, what was the last telegram sent?