You Can't Say That! [with apologies to David Bernstein]

So Ozzie Guillen, the outspoken and outrageous (and very successful) manager of the Chicago White Sox, has been fined by the Commissioner of Baseball and sent to a re-education facility -- oops, I mean "has to undergo sensitivity training" -- for calling a local Chicago reporter a "fag." [Here's the ESPN story] I don't know about you, but I would not want the job of being Ozzie Guillen's sensitivity trainer. . . .