New idea for a movie
based on Franz Kafka's The Trial: As the police come to arrest Josef K. one morning in his apartment, Josef K. is having a bowl of Special K.
(For an idea for a possible sequel to The Trial, see here. Former posts of mine related to Kafka are available here and here, and see especially here for a post on one of his best short stories. Going out on a tangent a bit, here's a post on Capek.)
Well, I guess if he's still alive after it, there is the damage to reputation to be considered.
Note to self: make use of this in brief, at least once in lifetime.
During my DC stint, the Justice lawyers could not write a brief without using the word "quintessential." Something, somewhere, just had to be that.
They also had an informal rule that every conclusion, in brief or motion, had to be: "CONCLUSION. For reasons set forth above, the (state relief desired)." No summary allowed.
I once wrote them a draft brief that ended:
CONCLUSION
And darkness, and decay, and the Red Death reigned supreme over all.
Respectfully submitted this __ day of __, ____
My suggestion: If you are going to make a movie based on a Kafka book, have it directed in a Frank "K"apra-mode. You know, with a ridiculously improbable happy ending. Just to throw the audience off. (E.g., In the end, everyone pours into Gregor's appartment, begging him not to leave the neighborhood, and recalling all the joy and wonder he has brought them since transforming into vermin.)