A teaser from the L.A. Times front page:
Well, I suppose all of life is a mystery in some ways, so why not this? Patterico explains. (Thanks to InstaPundit for the pointer.)
P.S.: The word "mystery" (not the murder) reminds me of this substantively entirely unrelated joke:
A young Catholic boy is going through confirmation; unfortunately, he has something of a speech impediment, which is made worse by the pressure of being the center of attention. The priest asks him, "What is the Holy Trinity?"
"The father, the thon, and the holy thpiwit, thwee perthonth in one," the boy says.
"What did you say?"
"The father, the thon, and the holy thpiwit, thwee perthonth in one," the boy says.
"I'm sorry, could you repeat that, please; I still don't understand."
"You're not thuppothed to underthtand — it'th a mythewy!"