Chicken Suit for Solicitation:
Painesville Municipal Judge Michael Cicconetti likes to impose innovative punishments. He ordered three men charged with solicitation to take turns wearing a chicken suit for an hour, while bearing a sign reading "No Chicken Ranch in Painesville," if they wanted to avoid their jail sentences.
These men should get jail time. They should not be able to get out of it simply by dressing up like chickens.
Also, it should be noted that the sign they are wearing, "No Chicken Ranch in Painesville" is rather obscure. People might think they are some sort of vegitarians or animal rights activists protesting the opening of a facility that raises chickens for food.
This sort of punishment makes a mockery of the rule of law. These men should face real consequences for their actions, not some joke punishment.
Second, if I were dying in a hospice and some dingbat in a chicken suit walked in trying to "cheer me up", I might just revive sufficiently to make myself defendant in any of several violent crimes. At trial I'd plead self-defense: The giant chicken was obviously hungry and I wasn't dead yet.
As for Fub's claim of an overtly political message, if the implied message bothered a defendant, I believe a motion to have the sign read "There Is No Chicken Ranch in Painesville" or "The Chicken Ranch is not in Painesville" would be in order, and probably not deemed unreasonable by the judge. Denying it might then lead to an appeal over the political grounds of the message.
I'd agree with Mr. Impressive that the punishment ought to use a chicken suit where the culprit's face can be made out.
That's hysterical.