That's ridiculous!!! Anyone who files a frivolous lawsuit like this should be thrown in jail!!! Oh wait...

Wow, 63 billion billion dollar dollars. That's quite a lot of dollar dollars!

think of the contingency fee

Here’s a copy of the handwritten complaint. The $63 Billion is to be “backed by gold and silver” and delivered by UPS to the front gate of his prison.

And here’s a copy of another suit filed by the same prisoner with a caption that went on for 57 pages and included everyone from George W Bush to Jessica Alba to The Waffle House.

Participate in dog fighting and you support terrorists! Who knew?

I've long wondered when someone was going to exceed the insanity of the gal in the Bay Area who filed a two billion dollar lawsuit against IHOP because they didn't have the advertised pancake special.

I generally think that judges should use their authority to sanction frivolous lawsuits, but this sounds more like someone who needs his dosage increased.

Yes, mental illness is hilarious.

I don't think this is what the Falcons general manager was thinking of when he said he wanted to get Vick more weapons on the field.

Nick

Jeez, it's been a long time since I took Civ Pro. So, should Vick completely ignore the complaint? If he does, must the judge enter a default judgement?

It's not his fault that the complaint is demented. Vick subjected plaintiff to "microwave testing," which probably caused brain damage.
But where are the "that dog won't hunt" and related jokes? We're slipping, folks.

If he does, I think that'd be in the 35% percent bracket, which would yield $220,500,000 billion in tax revenue, completely wiping out the national debt!

And just so you'd be aware of what a bad guy Vick is, Mr. Riches© was sure to point out that "MICHAEL VICK used drugs in school zones." Because you never know who won't find the purchasing missiles from Iran thing bad enough.

And here’s a copy of another suit filed by the same prisoner with a caption that went on for 57 pages and included everyone from George W Bush to Jessica Alba to The Waffle House.

I was thinking the guy was completely and utterly nuts, but filing a suit so he could get a shot at deposing Jessica Alba may show him to be faking it.

Is this guy on death row and trying to get out of his execution date by building a case for his own insanity?? Thanks to the idiot liberals on the Supreme Court.

Says the "Dog"

He's only expressing the feelings of Falcons fans for the past 3 years.

Many years ago I had a copy of a similar case. The opinion cited the fantastic allegations and then determined that he could dismiss the case on his own accord.

Every once in a while I get correspondence from a prisoner asking for legal help. I actually reply and expressly decline to represent these guys so that they can't later claim that I'm their attorney.

This looks like a job for 28 USC 1915(e).

The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

Many seem to think this allegation preposterous, even insane. OK, 20+ years ago, how many of you scoffers thought it plausible that our former National Security Advisor Bud McFarland went on a secret mission to Iran bringing a cake for his hosts when there to work out the details of a transfer of missiles to Iran from Israel with the proceeds from the sales to go to fund the Contras in Nicarauga? Unimaginable that Vick stole this guy's pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran"? Truth stranger than fiction?

$63 billion billion dollars, because a mere $63 billion ain't what it used to be. Or, to update the old phrase "a billion billion, a billion billion there, and soon you're talking real money."

Some prisoners file such type of suits simply to get the chance to go to court for a day. Beats sitting in a cell all the time.

And I'll be sure not to mention Jonathan Lee Riches' name, so that Jonathan Lee Riches can't sue me for use of Jonathan Lee Riches' name.

I like the fact that he sues the "Unknown Authors" of the UCC in the Jessica Alba complaint. There have to be a few practicing lawyers who'd like to join in that claim. I am too technically inept to put a link in here but if you google "motion to kiss my ass" you will find yet another amusing pro se filing.

I appreciate the choice of defendants in Jonathan Lee Riches© first lawsuit:

Three Mile Island
Tony Danza
Magna Carta
Tsunami Victims
Fruit of A-Loom
The Vatican
The Taliban
Meals on Wheels
Columbine High School
Jewish workers at NBC/Universal
Elizabeth Smart
George Orwell
The Panama Canal Commission
Kelly Clarkson
Thirteen Tribes of Israel
Plato
Lincoln Memorial
Eglin Airforce Base
Various Buddhist Monks
Air and Space Museum
Christopher Reeves Widow
Mein Kampf
Medival Times (a restaurant or the historical era?)
Brotherhood of the Snake
Ulluminati
Nordic Gods
The Davinci Code
Sears Tower
Native American Fish Society
Holocaust Survivors
Mount Rushmore
Yellow Cab Company
Green Bay's Lambeau Field
King James Bible
Ming Dynasty
Vern Minni Me
City of Nadi, Fiji Islands
The Olsen Twins
The Rose Bowl
Sundance Film Festival
Nostradamus
etc.
etc.

Let's appreciate the mentally ill for the amusement they bring.

And here’s a copy of another suit filed by the same prisoner with a caption that went on for 57 pages and included everyone from George W Bush to Jessica Alba to The Waffle House.

Anybody else notice that Jose Padilla is in there?

I just wish the rest of the complaint was there... not just the caption