Mel Torme Sings "We've Got A World That Swings":
To many in the VC audience, Mel Torme is probably most famous as the object of Judge Harry Stone's fascination in the 80s TV sitcom hit "Night Court." When you think Mel Torme, you probably think of schmaltzy recordings that no one could possibly listen to seriously. Here's the thing: Although Torme did in fact participate in many schmaltzy or even campy performances (cough), he is actually one of the most gifted jazz singers. Catch him in the right setting, and Torme's talent is simply astonishing.

  Here's an example of Torme in the right setting: with a jazz trio, in 1964, singing "We've Got a World That Swings" for Ralph Gleason's Jazz Casual program. Check it out.


  Great stuff, isn't it? What a voice. If you want to to hear more, be careful out there: watch out for the schmaltz. My recommendation is one of my all-time favorites, Mel Torme Swings Shubert Alley, with the Marty Paich Orchestra. Terrific stuff, no schmaltz.

  Finally, some random trivia about the song. The original lyrics were from the 1963 movie "the Nuttty Professor," as performed by Jerry Lewis. There's a line in the song, presumably about the Cuban Missile crisis, that goes "atom bombs, Cape Canaveral false alarms." After Kennedy was assassinated, however, LBJ renamed Cape Canaveral "Cape Kennedy." Singing just a few months later, Mel updates the lyrics by singing "Cape Kennedy" instead of "Cape Canaveral." Cape Kennedy later reverted back to Cape Canaveral, so more recent versions of the song (such as the one by They Might Be Giants) use the original lyrics.

  UPDATE: Scott Johnson had an interesting post on Torme a while back here.
LM (mail):

Although Torme did in fact participate in many schmaltzy or even campy performances (cough), he is actually one of the most gifted jazz singers.

... and pianists, as was your last subject, Nat King Cole. Having done some playing myself, I take it as an especially bitter insult added to injury that artists with their vocal gifts, just also -- oh by the way -- happened to play piano well enough to have been successful recording artists even if they had been mute. In fact Cole only started singing professionally many years into a successful instrumental career, and then only to make a few bucks. He just didn't think of himself as a singer!
12.28.2007 1:56am
OrinKerr:
LM,

Cole was certainly a terrific piano player. Was Torme also that strong on the piano?
12.28.2007 1:58am
donaldk2 (mail):
I guess I went to hear Mel Torme twenty times. When he played my town I would go every night. I had rather hear and SEE him than any other singer; I mean that his presence added hugely to the performance.

But his recordings have left me completely cold.
12.28.2007 4:30am
LM (mail):

Was Torme also that strong on the piano?

Not in the same league as Cole, but more than enough of a natural to annoy me. I've also always heard he was a very good drummer, but I never heard him play.
12.28.2007 5:03am
donaldk2 (mail):
Very good pianist. At strategic moments he would break into Bach, playing the phrases perfectly. In fact, so many years later, I'm not sure that he didn't improvise them.
12.28.2007 5:09am
RAFIV (mail):
Professor Kerr:

would you consider posting your Top 25 "must have" artists/albums on the VC some Sunday?
12.28.2007 7:24am
John (mail):
All was well until the end: "shooby dooby"??? Ack!
12.28.2007 8:24am
Joe Bingham (mail):
He's the guy who thought Kramer was retarded, right?
12.28.2007 9:00am
David M. Nieporent (www):
12.28.2007 9:01am
cboldt (mail):
Mel Torme doing "Just Friends" is one on my favorites.
12.28.2007 9:12am
Letalis Maximus, Esq. (mail):
And not only that, but Torme was a serious and advanced collector of Colt revolvers, particularly the Single Action Army model.
12.28.2007 9:42am
Meryl Yourish (www):
Hey? What's wrong with schmaltz once in a while?
12.28.2007 9:51am
alkali (mail):
Obligatory link to Mark Evanier's story about Mel Torme.
12.28.2007 9:56am
dll111:
While Night Court is classic, the Velvet Fog's appearance on Seinfeld was seminal. "I think that's the tops."
12.28.2007 10:10am
Larry K (mail):
No one should miss Rick Moranis's SCTV parody of Torme singing "The Star-Spangled Banner":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smOWov09Wbo

Also, the title of that fine Torme album is "Swings Shubert Alley," not "Swings Schubert Alley." Schubert, of course, is the composer; the Shuberts were the family of theatre owners-producers after whom Shubert Alley ("famous Broadway Alley between 44th St and 45th St between 8th Ave and Broadway") is named.

Larry Kart
12.28.2007 11:34am
OrinKerr:
Thanks, Larry, I'll correct it. By the way, I love your book; I've been reading it, and your essays are perceptive and very engaging.
12.28.2007 11:36am
becker:
NPR's Jazz Profiles had a great podcast about Mel within the last few months. He was a remarkable talent.
12.28.2007 11:44am
Larry K (mail):
Thanks, Orin -- glad you're enjoying it. I wrote it, I like to think, from the head and from the heart.

Larry Kart
12.28.2007 12:16pm
David Chesler (mail) (www):
Thread convergence: A few posts back Randy Barnett mentioned Journeyman. Viewers who like Journeyman might well have liked Sliders. Sliders was written by Mel's son Tracy Tormé. Tracy was a regular participant on Usenet discussions of the show, which he was involved in at the time of his father's death.
12.28.2007 12:33pm
D Palmer (mail):
I was part of the Night Court crowd when it came to ID'ing Torme.

It has only been over the past coule of years as I have tried to deepen my jazz vocal knowledge that I have come to understand how great Torme was.

That clip is a terrific intro for readers who know Torme's name, but not his body of work.

It's a shame that his career never got reestablished ala Tony Bennett. I think Torme is much better than Bennett
12.28.2007 12:43pm
LM (mail):
I almost forgot Night of the Living Duck. I won't spoil it, but it's relevant. The impatient can skip to about 2 minutes in, and pay particular attention to the inscription on the bottle starting around 2:20.
12.28.2007 2:59pm
Dilan Esper (mail) (www):
Cape Kennedy later reverted back to Cape Canaveral, so more recent versions of the song (such as the one by They Might Be Giants) use the original lyrics.

Maybe they can update Istanbul (Not Constantinople). Cape Kennedy (Not Cape Canaveral) anyone?
12.28.2007 6:28pm
LM (mail):

I think Torme is much better than Bennett

That's like saying ice cream is better than lasagne.
12.28.2007 7:14pm
kietharch (mail):
I must have missed the schmaltz. Lucky me, he's always sounded good
when I heard him. Maybe I forget the shmaltz. I put him in that fine pantheon of singers who do really well with limited pipes; Bobby Troup, Chet Baker, Jack Teagarten (although he obviously works harder than they do).
12.28.2007 9:09pm
Jay Myers:
Torme was also a gifted songwriter. In fact, he wrote The Christmas Song, which was featured here last week.
12.29.2007 2:07am
Scott D (mail) (www):
I was introduced to Mel Torme in TOP SECRET-- Val Kilmer posing as Torme in East Germany.
12.29.2007 11:47am
Zywicki (mail):
Orin, this is great

Here's Torme playing drums.
12.29.2007 12:02pm
Larry K (mail):
Speaking of Torme the collector of rare pistols, there's a psychologically horrendous (on both sides) story that Torme himself tells about his long, twisted relationship with Buddy Rich, who of course could be psychologically horrendous all by himself. (I think I read it in Torme's biography of Rich, "Traps, The Drum Wonder," but I know I read it somewhere, and that Mel was telling the tale.) At some point in the '70s or '80s, Buddy is standing in the room in Mel's house where Mel's gun collection (I think it was all pistols) is displayed. Buddy asks Mel which of all these pistols is the most valuable, and Mel names a Revolutionary War flintlock. Buddy inspects it, makes earnest approving noises, and then says to Mel, "It's lovely -- give it to me." Knowing Buddy, Mel rapidly realizes that Buddy isn't kidding, that this is some bizarre episode in the "Are you really my friend, or aren't you?" dominance-submission game that these two sick, talented puppies have been playing together since the day they met. And because this is a game where Buddy almost always wins, Mel eventually, sadly hands over the pistol to Rich. Now Mel, being the collector that he is, keeps close taps on the relevant hobbyist publications. And what does he see a few months later but an advertisement for the very pistol he gave to Buddy as a "gift." The S.O.B. (as one might expect -- but as Torme tells it, this was to some degree news to him) didn't even want the damn gun, he just wanted to dominate/humilate his pal. In fact, Buddy might well have thought that selling the rare pistol in a forum where Mel probably would become aware of that fact was the final satisfying step in the ritual.
12.29.2007 3:16pm
OrinKerr:
Wow, quite a story. With friends like that....
12.29.2007 5:14pm
philo:
Larry, a question or two for you.
I grew up listening to my dad listening to Mel T. I finally saw Mel, live in 1993, and he was jaw-dropping good; so much better than many of the older singers who sang past the quality of their voices. It seems to me that he is, in spite of many positive reviews, underappreciated. I do not see why some critics call him a pop-singer, for example. Who's a better male jazz vocalist? Or any jazz vocalist, for that matter? Torme combined great tone, range, musical sensibility, and sheer musicality. Thoughts?
12.29.2007 5:15pm
LM (mail):
Mention of the notoriously hotheaded, repeatedly boasted of karate expert Rich reminded me of an Illinois Jacquet show I saw at Buddy’s New York club probably around 1982. Jacquet’s between-song segues, in the form of reminiscences directed at Thelonious Monk’s daughter in the front row, were peppered with anti-Semitic vignettes (“that [...] Jew, Benny Goodman, stole this next song from me....”). These made me wonder if Jacquet realized that Buddy was Jewish, and more interestingly, what might ensue if he wandered into the showroom. I never found out, and he didn’t.

Anyway, recalling this, I drew a blank on Monk’s daughter’s name (Barbara), so I went looking for it on Wikipedia, where I came across this nugget of jazzophilia that I think encapsulates so many of the colorful, bigger than life characters who inhabited Jazz’s Golden Age:

[Monk] was also noted for the fact that at times he would stop playing, stand up from the keyboard and dance while turning in a clockwise fashion, ring-shout style, while the other musicians in the combo played. Bassist Al McKibbon, who had known Monk for twenty years and played on his final tour in 1971, later said: "On that tour Monk said about two words. I mean literally maybe two words. He didn't say 'Good morning', 'Goodnight', 'What time?' Nothing. Why, I don't know. He sent word back after the tour was over that the reason he couldn't communicate or play was that Art Blakey and I were so ugly."
12.29.2007 5:24pm
Duffy Pratt (mail):
I would count Torme's Lulu's Back in Town as a must have. It has absolutely astonishing versions of Lulu's Back in Town, The Carioca, Lullaby of Birdland, and a version of The Lady is a Tramp that may be better than Sinatra's.
12.29.2007 7:51pm
Larry K (mail):
I can only give a personal answer to Philo's question, but it may dovetail with the responses of some of the public at large to Torme. First, his sheer vocal abilities and overall muscianship were remarkable -- intonation, range, evenness of tone production, harmonic ingenuity, rhythmic flexibility, you name it. On the other hand, some cavils. The quality (as in nature) of Torme's voice initially was, and to some extent always would remain, rather boyish. In the broader and more indefinable area of taste, Torme's boyish quality of voice arguably was coupled to a rather self-regarding emotional stance. One sometimes felt, for example, that when Torme was singing a ballad, he himself was the love object being addressed, as though he were singing in front of a mirror. If that sounds too harsh, compare Torme's way with a ballad to, say, Sinatra's or Bennett's. Different as those two are from each other in some respects, at their best both Sinatra and Bennett leave no doubt that they are singing to -- if you will, emoting to -- another person. (In that respect, Bennett's mid-1980s recording of "Lover" with cornetist Ruby Braff is so intimate that one almost feels he's whispering it into a woman's ear, which of course isexactly the situation that Lorenz Hart's lyric refers to.) And yet on the superb "Lulu's Back In Town" album, Torme's boyishness seems essentially and very convincingly gleeful -- it's as though he, the songs themselves, and arranger Marty Paich's hip, jazzy charts (and the work of the album's gifted jazz soloists) had all arrived at once at the same magical juncture in the culture. And this is true of other Torme recordings as well; individual tastes will vary as to what Torme's best work was and how much of it there was, but I think many will agree that the Torme of the "Lulu's" vintage was something special -- both for himself as an artist and, again, in terms of the fleeting cultural "moment" that that joyful recording represents. Speaking of hipness, Torme in the view of some had problems there too -- Rick Moranis's parody is built on that perception. One way to look at this side of Torme would be to say that while he was hip musically, he was not really cool (as in, relaxed) about this -- his demeanor at times proclaimed that he wanted us to like him too much. Also, a talented jazz musician who worked a good deal behind Torme once told me that while Mel never made mistakes rhythmically, his rhythmic choices were very much of a piece -- always the same kinds of choices. Certainly, Torme was a more overtly jazz-like singer than Sinatra was, rhythmically, but in vintage Sinatra one feels (or at least I feel) that the rhythmic elements are part of a seamless dramatic/musical whole, and that that musical drama seems to be taking place more or less "in the moment." Torme, by contrast, could sound rather studied, as though he wanted us to notice how artful he could be, how talented he was. A "Hey, look at me, Ma" kind of thing.
12.29.2007 10:03pm
philo:
Larry:
Thanks for the very instructive response.
12.30.2007 2:02am
OrinKerr:
Terrific comment, Larry. (Oh, and for those who aren't familiar with Larry Kart, see here.)
12.30.2007 12:40pm
donaldk2 (mail):
For your amusement (I hope):

Buddy Rich dies. One of his sidemen, not knowing, calls his number and asks to speak to him. The answer:
"Mr. Rich died yesterday."

Next day he calls again. Asks for Rich, gets the same answer.

When he calls the third time, the man says "Say, aren't you the guy who called here yesterday and the day before? I told you, Buddy Rich is dead."

The sideman: "Well, I can't hear it often enough ."

(Rim shot)

Beside everything else, Torme could be fun. The last show one time, singing the Christmas song, he subbed for "Folks dressed up like Eskimos", "some broad tearing off your clothes"
12.30.2007 7:46pm