The Libel Terrorism Protection Act. I take it that they're trying to protect against something they label "libel terrorism" (which is itself something of a misuse of "terrorism," it seems to me, even if it's understood as a play on "libel tourism"). But in any case, the name sounds at first like they're trying to protect terrorism, or libel, or libel terrorism, not protect against it.
The proposal itself -- providing that New York state courts need not enforce foreign libel judgments, if the foreign law provided less free speech protection than did U.S. law, and giving New York courts jurisdiction to issue declaratory judgments to this effect -- strikes me as sound. For more on why a nonenforcement policy is sound, see the Maryland high court's 1997 decision in Telnikoff v. Matusevitch. (We Russkies are a bunch of troublemakers.) But Libel Terrorism Protection Act is a funny name for the proposal.
Next up: the Global War on Libel Terror.
Woody Boyd: You know, I normally do it on my day off, but this week on my day off I'm doing a walkathon for illiteracy.
We're against it.
Libel Freedom-Fighterism Protection Act.
...maybe the Polar Icecap Terrorism Protection Act?
Sam: Ever since I got the bar back, I've wanted to say, "Thank you for patronizing me."
Frasier: Oh, Sam. I know you wanted to use a big word there. I believe what you meant to say was, "Thank you for your patronage."
Sam: Really? What's the difference?
Frasier: Patronage mean customers. Patronizing is the way one would talk to a small, dull child.
Sam: Kind of how you're talking to me right now.
Frasier: Aren't you cute?
Zschernig v. Miller, 389 U.S. 429 (1968)