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Bestiality + Necrophilia = No Crime At All?

Believe it or not, the issue has just come up. The Wisconsin Court of Appeals concludes that it indeed probably isn't a crime (or at least not the crime charged), but that the defendant waived the argument by pleading no contest:

Hathaway first argues his conviction should be reversed because the term “animal” in WIS. STAT. § 944.17(2)(c) does not include an animal carcass. He rather convincingly contends that “animal” means a living creature.

However, Hathaway pled no contest to the charge. A plea of guilty or no contest waives all nonjurisdictional defects and defenses.... [Hathaway's] argument that having sex with a dead deer does not violate the statute is a nonjurisdictional argument. It does not go to subject matter jurisdiction. Consequently, the argument was waived.

Thanks to How Appealing for the pointer.

NicholasV (mail) (www):
They might find this appealing, I sure don't...

Technically interesting, yes. Appealing? Yech.
2.20.2008 4:29pm
Bored Lawyer:

[Hathaway's] argument that having sex with a dead deer does not violate the statute is a nonjurisdictional argument.


Just goes to prove that the law can take any subject and make it incredibly droll. Nonjurisdictional argument, indeed.
2.20.2008 4:32pm
Woot:
Is using a sheep-intestine condom 'bestiality'?
2.20.2008 4:33pm
Glenn W. Bowen (mail):
well, it's a cinch he made double sure he wasn't going to get any backtalk.
2.20.2008 4:39pm
Lucas (mail):
Could somebody please educate a non-lawyer here?

I thought that all a "no contest" plea did was admit to the facts of the case, and nothing more. That is, you're admitting to the facts laid out in the charging document. So, in this case, that would be admitting that he did have sex with the dead dear. But I thought the plea still left open the question of whether the law itself was violated (that is, whether the acts admitted to actually violated the law).

So, how is this jurisdictional (or, in this case, nonjurisdictional)?
2.20.2008 4:42pm
Jeff R.:
And, of course, adding Sadism to the Bestiality/Necrophilia mixture would just be beating a dead horse.
2.20.2008 4:46pm
neurodoc:
Oh, deer me.
2.20.2008 4:51pm
ys:
What is the age of consent for a dead deer in Wisconsin?
2.20.2008 4:52pm
Tex. Lawyer:
An article from last year about the case- his prior conduct actially did involve a "dead horse"

Deer assault case presents unusual issues
Duluth News Tribune

...

[Material trimmed for copyright reasons. -EV]

The Webster's dictionary defines "animal" as "any of a kingdom of
living beings," [public defender Fredric] Anderson said.

If you include carcasses in that definition, he said, "you really go
down a slippery slope with absurd results."

Anderson argued: When does a turkey cease to be an animal? When it is dead?

When it is wrapped in plastic packaging in the freezer? When it is
served, fully cooked?

A judge should decide what the Legislature intended "animal" to mean
in the statute, he said. "And the only clear point to draw the line in
that definition, I believe, is the point of death."

Assistant District Attorney James Boughner said the court can use a
dictionary to determine the meaning of the word, but it doesn't have
to.

"The common and ordinary meaning of a word can be found in how people
actually use the word," Boughner wrote in his response to the motion.

When a person's pet dog dies, he told Lucci, the person still refers
to the dog as his or her dog, not a carcass.

"It stays a dog for some time," Boughner said....


(c) 2006, Duluth News Tribune (Duluth, Minn.).

Visit the Web site of the News Tribune at http://www.duluthsuperior.com

Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune Information Services.
2.20.2008 4:52pm
JB:
supersadomasochisticnecrobestiality
is when you get a hard-on making lassie a fatality!
2.20.2008 5:10pm
Pon Raul (mail):
Seem harsh.

Man has a problem. He was punished for shooting the horse. He learned his lession. He isn't going around shooting horses anymore.

"[H]e saw the dead deer in the ditch and moved it into the woods." A public service.

So what happens? He gets slammed because he pleads "no contest."

Also, shouldn't this law be unconstitutional under Lawrence v. Texas
2.20.2008 5:13pm
David Schwartz (mail):
I thought that all a "no contest" plea did was admit to the facts of the case, and nothing more. That is, you're admitting to the facts laid out in the charging document. So, in this case, that would be admitting that he did have sex with the dead dear. But I thought the plea still left open the question of whether the law itself was violated (that is, whether the acts admitted to actually violated the law).


You have it completely backwards. The whole point of pleading "no contest" is to handle the case where the defendant denies the facts of the case but realizes that no defense is possible.
2.20.2008 5:18pm
JRL:

Could somebody please educate a non-lawyer here?

I thought that all a "no contest" plea did was admit to the facts of the case, and nothing more. That is, you're admitting to the facts laid out in the charging document.



I am a lawyer and that's the way I learned it. But I went to a state school.
2.20.2008 5:27pm
BladeDoc (mail):

And, of course, adding Sadism to the Bestiality/Necrophilia mixture would just be beating a dead horse.


Beating off a dead horse, you mean.
2.20.2008 5:32pm
PatHMV (mail) (www):
My state school taught me the exact same thing David Schwartz said. You generally plead "no contest" so that you make no factual admissions which could be used against you in, say, a civil suit. Pleading "guilty" is an admission of the specific facts required to support the conviction. Pleading "no contest" is saying "I'm not saying I did do it, and I'm not saying I didn't do it, I'm just saying I'm convinced I'd lose if I went to trial."
2.20.2008 5:37pm
George Weiss (mail):
nolo pleas are the same as guilty pleas...except the facts cant be used against you in civil trial.

you have no right to plead nolo...and the judge must accept that neither a not guilty or guilty plea would be appropriate.
2.20.2008 5:40pm
Kent G. Budge (mail) (www):
It strikes me that this is the kind of "crime" that is its own punishment.

But then I have a more normal sense of revulsion than this defendant appears to.
2.20.2008 5:57pm
Lucas (mail):
Ok, it looks like we have conflicting views regarding what can be done with the facts of the case. The "special feature" of the "no contest" is, as already stated by George Weiss, that the facts admitted to in the criminal case cannot be used in any subsequent civil case. But that doesn't address the issue of admitting the facts in the original criminal case.

I'm wondering if this may differ depending on the state. Here's part of what the Ohio Statutes say about "no contest" pleas:

A plea to a misdemeanor offense of "no contest" or words of similar import shall constitute a stipulation that the judge or magistrate may make a finding of guilty or not guilty from the explanation of the circumstances of the offense. If a finding of guilty is made, the judge or magistrate shall impose the sentence or continue the case for sentencing accordingly. A plea of "no contest" or words of similar import shall not be construed as an admission of any fact at issue in the criminal charge in any subsequent civil or criminal action or proceeding.


That does not appear to agree what happened in the dead deer case.
2.20.2008 6:09pm
Eugene Volokh (www):
Folks: Please don't copy entire articles in the comments, unless you have permission from the copyright owner. A few paragraphs of excerpts is likely fair use, but copying the entire piece likely is not.
2.20.2008 6:10pm
Zywicki (mail):
One word--"eeewwwww."

(Or should that be "ewe" in this case?)
2.20.2008 6:12pm
Joshua:
D'oh! I mean, "doe!"
2.20.2008 6:20pm
mls:
I've run into this problem before -- OK, not exactly this problem. It didn't involve a deer, living or dead. But it did involve a guilty plea to conduct that was not a crime. In this case the defendant pleaded guilty to possessing a precursor element with the intent to manufacture methamphetamine on or about a date when it was not criminal to possess that precursor element alone (You had to possess two precursor elements together with the intent to manufacture). The law changed after the date of the charged incident, and he was indicted under the new law that made it criminal to possess just the one precursor chemical. Just one small ex post facto problem, huh? But he plead guilty, so what could be done?

I was clerking for the appellate court and ran up against case law that said charging someone with something that wasn't an offense wasn't jurisdictional. Could have knocked me over with a feather -- here I am, a brand new lawyer, and the law couldn't or wouldn't fix this mistake?!

My judge was willing to fix it, though, regardless, and we reversed the conviction -- and managed not to get reversed on appeal. I guess the higher court, too, thought it was unjust.

And this was in Texas, not known for liberal judges . . . .
2.20.2008 6:34pm
Anonymouseducator (mail) (www):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPRZntXAcMM
2.20.2008 6:46pm
Mason 3L (mail) (www):
I really wish this case could be appealed to the Supreme Court and heard on the same day as the 5th Circuit 'dildo' decision! Getting in to see the oral arguments would be a prize greater than Super Bowl tickets.
2.20.2008 6:51pm
Mason 3L (mail) (www):
For the Dildo posting: http://www.volokh.com/posts/1202919393.shtml

Thanks again, Volokh, for giving snippets of cases vastly more entertaining than those in our casebooks.
2.20.2008 6:54pm
hattio1:
Just FYI,
Rules regarding no contest pleas are state by state. In my jurisdiction they can be used against you in civil cases, in almost all circumstances. (What's the difference between no contest and guilty you ask? Not a whole hell of a lot). And you don't need the judge's permission to plead no contest. You can plead as a matter of right. BTW, I have heard that in Ohio pleading no contest automatically preserves all appellate issues. Not so here...Here is AK for anyone interested.
2.20.2008 8:00pm
Q the Enchanter (mail) (www):
2.20.2008 8:03pm
Edward A. Hoffman (mail):
mls wrote:
I've run into this problem before -- OK, not exactly this problem. It didn't involve a deer, living or dead. But it did involve a guilty plea to conduct that was not a crime.
A similar situation has been in the news quite a bit lately -- the saga of Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho. I very much doubt that what Craig did was a crime; it certainly does not seem to violate the particular statute under which he was charged. Moreover, the statute strikes me as both unconstitutionally vague and violative (at least as applied in this case) of Lawrence v. Texas. Craig raised some of these arguments long after he had pled guilty. So far, the courts have held him to his plea bargain.

A twist in Craig's case is that he pled to disrderly conduct, rather than to the original charge of lewd conduct. The statute under which he pled probably doesn't have the same defects, so attacking the plea would be harder than attacking a plea to lewd conduct.

But even then, there would be enormous hurdles to overcome. Here in California a defendant who pleads guilty cannot challenge the constitutionality of the statute (or the sufficiency of the evidence, which is what one must argue when claiming that the alleged acts don't fit the definition of the crime) on appeal unless he gets a certificate of probable cause from the trial judge before the deadline for filing a notice of appeal has passed. Judges are not required to issue such certificates, and even when they do the process takes time. Without such a certificate an appeal like Craig's (or mls's) would be doomed. I don't know whether Minnesota (where Craig was charged) has a similar rule, but my guess is that it does.
2.20.2008 8:13pm
Edward A. Hoffman (mail):
Just to clarify my last comment before someone misinterprets it:

Craig's case is *legally* similar to the Hathaway case because in both the defendant pled to a crime which the charges did not substantiate and then tried to get out of the conviction on that basis. The cases are not *factually* similar, and I did not mean to suggest that there is any similarity between gay sex and sex with dead animals.

I've been on this site long enough to have seen many such misunderstandings. I just wish I had seen the potential for this one before I clicked "post comment".
2.20.2008 8:19pm
Lucas (mail):
I think I have this figured out, at least sufficiently to satisfy me. Here in Ohio, the Ohio Rules of Criminal Procedure say
The plea of no contest is not an admission of defendant's guilt, but is an admission of the truth of the facts alleged in the indictment, information, or complaint, and the plea or admission shall not be used against the defendant in any subsequent civil or criminal proceeding.

However, another provision says
The plea of no contest does not preclude a defendant from asserting upon appeal that the trial court prejudicially erred in ruling on a pretrial motion, including a pretrial motion to suppress evidence.

Wisconsin seems to have no similar provision. Thus, the Wisconsin court was able to say
We conclude that by pleading no contest Hathaway
waived his argument on the motion to dismiss.

In Ohio, he would have still been able to challenge the conviction based on the motion to dismiss.
2.20.2008 8:34pm
arbitraryaardvark (mail) (www):
I don't know whether Hathaway timely moved in the trial court to withdraw his plea, if not, State v Rachwal might be inapplicable. Link, unpleasant fact pattern. Given that the deer was already dead, one wonders what public interests are served by such a construction of the statute. Are there public health concerns raised by such practices? Generally these statutes are about imposing majoritarian customs, rather than protecting rights, and are propbably unlawful under the organic law of the declaration of independence, but we lost that war a long time ago.
2.20.2008 8:53pm
Daniel Chapman (mail):
Somehow I knew this post involved Wisconsin from the title alone...

In WI, btw, a no-contest plea is functionally the same as a guilty plea except there is no admission of civil liability. When you make a no-contest plea, you are actually found guilty by the judge.
2.20.2008 10:21pm
ChuckC (mail):
"In WI, btw, a no-contest plea is functionally the same as a guilty plea except there is no admission of civil liability"

So, ... in a civil case the deer's estate will have to prove the facts by a preponderance of the evidence?
2.21.2008 12:15am
Nornl:
Yet another tragic victim of our puritan police state's effort to punish victimless "crimes." Support the National Organization for the Reform of Necrophilia Laws http://www.nornl.org.
2.21.2008 8:31am
Smallholder (mail) (www):
The guy is disgusting.

He has brough shame on the great state of Wisconsin.

BUT:

In a world with limited prison space, locking up a guy for inappropriate treatment of roadkill means we have to let someone else out in much the same way we release burglars to make room for Teenage Tom who stupidly smoked a doobie on mass transit. As long as this putz has, to paraphrase commentor Pon Raul's words, learned his lesson about shooting other people's horses, why should I pay taxes to incarcerate him? My possessions and family are in more danger from burglars than potheads or necrobestialists.

Just sayin'.

One final thought: If I ever run for office, will this become an attack ad? "Smallholder doesn't share our Wisconsin values: He advocates decriminalization of necrobestiality!" Heh.
2.21.2008 9:41am
Kenvee:
Smallholder,

Since the dead deer case happened almost immediately after he was released from prison on the dead horse case, I wouldn't say he learned his lesson.
2.21.2008 10:38am
ParatrooperJJ (mail):
George Weiss - Your ability to plead nolo depends on state law. In Ohio you always have the right to pleade nolo.
2.21.2008 11:13am
Brian Mac:
"When you make a no-contest plea, you are actually found guilty by the judge."

Not so in Florida at least. A "friend of mine" plead no contest to a charge of under-age drinking, and the outcome was "adjudication witheld." He learnt his lesson though, and was no serial re-offender (admittedly, he turned 21 soon after...)
2.21.2008 11:35am
Hoosier:
At least it wasn't a *buck.* Because that would be sick!
2.21.2008 12:19pm
ak47pundit (www):
ChuckC

The civil standard for the Deer's estate would be the prepondeerance of the evidence.
2.21.2008 12:30pm
Smallholder (mail) (www):
Kenvee -

I assume he learned the lesson of not shooting other people's animals and instead settled for roadkill, which violated no property rights.
2.21.2008 12:39pm
Tony Tutins (mail):
I'm always afraid of what news I'll read from the state home to Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer. But this is just a drop in the buck-et.

The real danger here: If this case becomes precedent, by the slippery slope argument Portnoy would be liable for necro-bestiality for what he did to that slice of liver.
2.21.2008 1:13pm
dejapooh (mail):

supersadomasochisticnecrobestiality
is when you get a hard-on making lassie a fatality!


Isn't that a song in Mary Poppins? I think it works with the tune...
2.21.2008 3:20pm
Asher Steinberg (mail):
I think the more interesting question would be if the state, under Lawrence v. Texas, can constitutionally ban sex with corpses or dead animals. Assuming, I suppose, that the corpse, when it was alive, gave consent to be treated in such a manner once dead. Otherwise, one could argue that the state had a rational interest in protecting respect for the dead.
2.21.2008 4:28pm
Clayton E. Cramer (mail) (www):

Otherwise, one could argue that the state had a rational interest in protecting respect for the dead.
Why? Isn't such a law just more narrow-minded puritanical fundamentalist ignorance? Please explain why Lawrence doesn't beat and kill this statute.
2.21.2008 5:56pm
Clayton E. Cramer (mail) (www):

I assume he learned the lesson of not shooting other people's animals and instead settled for roadkill, which violated no property rights.
I don't know what Wisconsin law is, but don't most states define wild animals as belonging to the state? Hunters get to hunt them under the conditions of a hunting license (except for some categories of animals that are unlicensed, like rats), but I think they animals technically belong to the state until legally hunted.
2.21.2008 5:58pm
Clayton E. Cramer (mail) (www):


supersadomasochisticnecrobestiality
is when you get a hard-on making lassie a fatality!

Isn't that a song in Mary Poppins? I think it works with the tune...
For some reason, "I am the very model of a modern major general" from Pirates of Penzance came to my mind.

Excuse me, after reading this thread, I'm going to have to wash my soul out with bleach and scrub it with steel wool.
2.21.2008 6:00pm
Asher Steinberg (mail):
Well, Mr. Cramer, I would say that under Lawrence, a state could still ban non-consensual necrophilia on the grounds that people don't want people having sex with them when they're dead, any more than they like being raped. What, under Lawrence, I tend to think would be unconstitutional, if you really take Lawrence to its logical conclusions, would be a statute that banned consensual necrophilia. Consensual necrophilia sounds absurd, but suppose a necrophiliac couple gave each other permission to have intercourse with their corpses in the event of either's death. Could the state ban that? Under Lawrence, I don't seem how. It seems like a pure regulation of morality/victimless crimes. I think Lawrence is ridiculous, just to be clear; that's what I was attempting to point out.
2.21.2008 8:08pm
Brooks Lyman (mail):
Clayton -

You're right. Definitely Gilbert and Sullivan. What I hate is people who only write two lines and leave you hanging.

And you're also right about the bleach and steel wool....

Maybe I should have gone into the law, if it's as funny as some of this thread. Oh, well, opportunity lost.... I have had a few fun moments in courtrooms, though.
2.24.2008 11:07pm