Via reader John Burgess comes this clever rewrite of "Love Potion No. 9."

I took my troubles down to old D.C.
You know I came here straight from Albany
Told about place where my credit is just fine
That's when they called me Love Client Number Nine.

I told her gov'ner is what I'm called by chicks
I got elected back in 2006
She looked at my wallet and said I'd be just fine
She said what I'll call you is Love Client Number Nine

The rest is here.