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Conspiracy Theorists Allege Israeli Government Controlled by "Christian Lobby"
Make that "Sinister Christian Lobby"
Reminds me of that old line describing a boy's bar mitzvah as the day he realizes that he is far more likely to own a professional sports team than he is to play on one.
-I thought they were the Jewish equivalent of Halloween headlines.
When I first got into programming in the '90s, I had the privilege of making a little e-commerce site website for a couple of nice young Hasids in the diamond district. It was very funny and enlightening. They were cutting diamonds right in front of me, when I went to help them in their little office. Their total overhead must have been about $2500, their profits? - only knows.
Jews in basketball.
Now where's the guy who bought retail?
My brother-in-law. Not only retail did he buy retail, but he bought my sister's diamond engagement ring retail.
Did you hear about the goyische man who called his mother to say he couldn't make it to her house for dinner after all? His mother said, "Fine."
Are sure he wasn't related to the store owner? Did this happen in North Dakota?
Not having gotten one at the engagement (or ever since), my wife claims a diamond ring for sticking it out to the 30th anniversary later this year.
As a loyal reader I am counting on you to help me out. I'll be in touch.
"Did this happen in North Dakota?" Manhattan, my friend.
Are you saying this is the exception that proves the rule?
And I bet this category (even the Jewish sub-category) is far larger than the number of Jewish men who make it into the NBA. I think in this case it was Cartier, but same idea. Cartier was very trendy at the time. Any of those Jews in basketball ever named MVP? I thought not.
I'm pretty sure that's an old Daily Kos headline, not an actual parody...
My mother: Don't you think you should become a lawyer?
Me: No.
Mother: Why? Everyone wants to be a lawyer.
Me: No.
Mother: But you're such a good liar. Remember when I used to get angry at you for twisting my words around when you were little? Now you can get paid for it!
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