Scott Glover Defends His Description of Judge Kozinski's Files:
In this very interesting radio program on the LA Times' story about Judge Kozinski's fileserver, there's an interesting moment in which the LA Times reporter who broke the story, Scott Glover, defends his description of the video of a man running away from a donkey as a "video of a half-dressed man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal." I apologize for blogging about the topic, as I gather most VC readers have had enough of this story, but Glover's defense strikes me as so completely absurd that I wanted to comment.

  In the radio segment, Glover argues that his description of the video does not in any way suggest that the video contained or suggested a sexual interest in animals. (Which it didn't, to be clear; I just watched it for the first time, and it's clear the man is trying his best to avoid such contact). Here's what Glover says, at around the 10:20 mark:
  Let's talk about the image of the farm animal, which I believe I described as a "video of a half-dressed man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal."
  This has caused quite a buzz, and I'm not sure why. If you look up "cavorting" in the dictionary, it talked about "to prance" or "to romp about." There's not a sexual connotation there. . .
  If I thought [the video] was an attempt at bestiality, I certainly would have described it as such if there was evidence to support that. I was just describing what is there, there was no attempt to make it seem like something else.
  That strikes me as a remarkably lame explanation. When used to describe a group acting together, the word "cavort" means "to have lively or boisterous fun; [to] romp." True, there are many uses of the term that have no sexual connotation. But a man running away in fear to avoid being sexually assaulted by a donkey is not cavorting: he is not enjoying himself. And it's hard to imagine nonsexual ways that a half dressed man could enjoy himself with a sexually aroused farm animal. It seems to me that the sexual connotation is obvious, and that Glover's defense is absurd.

  Thanks to Patterico for the link; he is also on the radio program together with blogfather Eugene.
EH (mail):
Perhaps a bit disingenuous or ignorant on his part; "romp" certainly has a sexual connotation.
6.19.2008 2:16am
Mike& (mail):
That video was pretty funny.

I guess if someone fights back during an assault or a rape, we can say they were just cavorting. "She cavorted with an aroused unidentified man." Yeah, OK.

Glover is one reason guys like me watch with glee while newspapers like the Los Angeles Times lose revenue and readers.
6.19.2008 2:17am
Tony Tutins (mail):
The most apt verb to describe what was happening in that video was "chased," as in the donkey chased the man attempting to relieve himself. Cavort implies an act of the actor's free will where chased implies the effect of an outside force. Any writer who cannot tell the difference should not be paid to write.
6.19.2008 2:27am
krs:
I appreciate him clearing up the question of whether he had any good reason for describing the video as he did. Apparently the answer is no.
6.19.2008 3:37am
Snarky:
I agree that your interpretation is better. "Cavorting" when combined with "sexually aroused donkey" does fail to capture the actual event and tends to mislead.

However, I do not think that Scott Glover's interpretation of what he said (which probably reflects what he actually meant) is so unreasonable as to be "absurd." I think the English language is both difficult and ambiguous and I accept Glover's explanation even while I think that your interpretation of the likely effect of his words is objectively better.
6.19.2008 3:51am
one of many:
Certainly Mr. Glover was not misleading in his description, and Lolita was the tale of an English professor who befriended his neighbor's fatherless daughter.
6.19.2008 4:47am
Visitor Again:
Glover should be asked why so many of his readers--including other journalists who did not then have access to the Kozinski materials--concluded from his description of the donkey video that it depicted bestiality. See, for example, many of the reader comments following Glover's original story. Glover's description of the donkey incident plus the entire tenor of the story made it inevitable that many readers would so conclude. His story was a hatchet job. And he digs his hole deeper with his pathetic rationalization.
6.19.2008 6:50am
Susan C:
This story has suffered from terribly misleading reporting in the UK press as well.

Newspapers do have a bit of a tradition of deliberately ambiguous headlines that at first appear to mean one thing, and then turn out to mean something different when you read the story. But here, the misleading impression isn't corrected by the end of the story.
6.19.2008 7:00am
Daniel Chapman (mail):
That video was great! Thanks for the link :)
6.19.2008 7:04am
PersonFromPorlock:
Hmm. "JFK Cavorts With Marilyn!" Nope, no sexual connotation there....
6.19.2008 7:44am
BGP (mail):
If I said "I believe that it was his wife I was cavorting with last night", I wonder how he would react to that?
6.19.2008 8:23am
Dreadnaught (www):
Yes, I said that Glover came off like a fag in the interview.

But, if you look up "fag" in the dictionary you will see it talks about a young student at a British school doing menial chores. There is no derogatory homosexual or homophobic connotation there.
6.19.2008 8:50am
Curt Fischer:
Listening to the show embarrassed me: I realized I'd been internally mispronouncing patterico this whole time. (I thought the stress was on the 2nd syllable.)

Also, I thought it was telling when Glover used the word "denotation" instead of "connotation" when referring to the definition of cavort.
6.19.2008 9:18am
saw the video years ago (mail):
That clip was one of the first "viral" videos I saw, many years ago, on the net. When I realized that the clip was the one on the judge's computer, I was disappointed (but hardly surprised) at the journalist's description. "Cavorting"? Hardly. He was running for dear life.
6.19.2008 10:37am
Wayne Jarvis:
The man is also having intercourse ("an exchange of thoughts or feelings") with that donkey.
6.19.2008 10:38am
Smokey:
Keep in mind that Glover is the pal of Sinai and did a personal favor for him by writing the story the way he did.
6.19.2008 10:52am
pete (mail) (www):
When I first read the description in the LA Times I assumed the video contained sexual "cavorting" of some sort. The worst part of the original LA Times story is that there was no indication at all that these were joke files or that the typical person would be more likely to find them funny then sexually arousing. Once I found out they were that completely changed my appraisal of the situation. There was no excuse for Glover to do this bad of a job portraying the basic facts of the story. He is either malicious or incompetent.
6.19.2008 10:54am
autolykos:

This has caused quite a buzz, and I'm not sure why. If you look up "cavorting" in the dictionary, it talked about "to prance" or "to romp about." There's not a sexual connotation there. . .


The only thing this quote tells me is that he doesn't know the definitions of "prance" or "romp about" either.
6.19.2008 10:54am
Erick:
Last I checked there were over 1000 comments to the article on the Times' site. The vast majority of them are from people who apparently believe that Judge Kozinski had beastiality videos on his computer. If we can make a reasonable assumption that only a small percentage of people who read a newspaper article get around to writing comments on a website about it, its probably safe to say that Glover's hatchet job convinced, at the minimum, tens of thousands of readers that Judge Kozinski was into beastiality.
6.19.2008 10:57am
CDR D (mail):
I also saw that video quite some time ago. Humorous. My wife wondered who took the video, suggesting it was staged. I supposed it might have been from a security suveillance camera. Those are fairly common these days. Have to be circumspect when attempting to relieve oneself, even in rural areas.
6.19.2008 10:58am
j.d. (mail):
i've seen the donkey video. It's quite hilarious actually. Some old fat hick is getting chased by this sexually aroused donkey. The guy was near a fence trying to take a leak, and this donkey comes up and starts nudging him....the guy starts running away and the donkey is just prancing at him with this huge dong. it got me in tears.
6.19.2008 11:11am
Bode (mail):
I thought it was downright offensive the way Glover defended his description of the clip. It was obviously the most salacious description in the entire article, as evidenced by the recent Onion article:

Ask The Onion

Gee, I wonder why The Onion described the situation like this: "A Los Angeles pornography trial was suspended when it came to light that the judge had bestiality-tinged photos on his personal website."

However, what is truly unforgivable was the way Glover continued to defend himself on Monday, the day the Which Way LA episode was taped. I am willing to accept that perhaps Glover was ignorant of the video's status as a very old viral Internet video when he wrote the article. By Monday, however, the video had been broadcast on a national network — the Friday, June 13th episode of the Jimmy Kimmel Live! show. This is a national television network, one regulated by the FCC, with an army of standards and practices lawyers. They played the video. ABC even allowed it to be played on a non-news, and Kimmel discussed how the video had ALSO appeared on The Man Show years earlier.

If anyone is interested, the brief discussion and video clip are at the 6:00 mark:

Jimmy Kimmel Live! 6/13

I'm sorry, but an Internet meme suitable for broadcast on a non-news show on over-the-air broadcast television should not have warranted a mention in the Los Angeles Times. Regardless of bad taste, there was no reason the video warranted such a description in the newspaper.
6.19.2008 11:22am
Yorik (mail):
I hope Kozinski gets the last laugh on this.
6.19.2008 11:29am
Lucas (mail):
This description reminds me of stories about nudist resorts.

People at nudist resorts just walk around and do most of the normal things other people do, but for some reason, the reporter always has to describe them as "prancing" in the nude.
6.19.2008 12:21pm
The Ghost of Xmas Past (mail):
So wait, "cavorting" can have more than one meaning? Darn it, I had just purchased a copy of Restoring the Lost Constitution...
6.19.2008 1:53pm
Tony Tutins (mail):

I hope Kozinski gets the last laugh on this.

California recognizes the false light tort. From wikipedia:

1. A publication by the Defendant about the Plaintiff;
2. made with actual malice (very similar to that type required by New York Times v. Sullivan in "Defamation" cases);
3. which places the Plaintiff in a false light; AND
4. that would be highly offensive (i.e., embarrassing to reasonable persons).[1]

Being depicted as a pornmeister into bestiality because of a YouTube video satisfies elements 3 and 4. Only the element of actual malice needs to be established.
6.19.2008 5:42pm
Saturday:
Why would we require from a known crooked judge (Kozinski), to be honest?
6.19.2008 6:22pm
Charlie (Colorado) (mail):
"known crooked judge...."

Oh, this should be fun to watch.
6.19.2008 7:42pm