Onion News Network on Baze v. Rees:
The Supreme Court's April death penalty decision in Baze v. Rees is old news by now, but I believe this coverage from the Onion News Network is relatively new. (Warning: As you might guess with a humorous video about the death penalty, this may be a bit off color to some viewers. If you don't like the Onion, you may not like this.)
-ralph baze
Strictly awesome indeed.
Moar.
Now Mark Tushnet's "Dia-Tribe," that was funny.
killexecute the lawyers- Justice Douglas
And the captions running along the bottom were great.
(def. #4)
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