More Judges Who Think They are Funny:
Via Prawfs. My own plea to the federal judiciary: Please stop with the rhymes, pop lyrics, and other cute stuff. Thanks, a reader.
More Judges Who Think They are Funny:
Via Prawfs. My own plea to the federal judiciary: Please stop with the rhymes, pop lyrics, and other cute stuff. Thanks, a reader.
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Yes, it's a little lame. But it's also nice to see that judges can have fun and not take themselves *too* seriously (while conducting serious business).
But if there is a way to be funny or reference some pop culture source that at least relates to the argument or assertion the Judge is making, then that is fine. Stevens in his Heller dissent told the story of the blind who try to describe an elephant. Agree or disagree, it was helpful to making his point. Bob Dylan lyrics? I'm not sure.
My experience has been that in most cases where judges do things like this, the lawyers (for one or both sides) have already made such a mockery of the proceeding that the judge can't do anything more to undermine the solemnity and importance of his office.
Is your objection to the practice, or just to the practice done poorly? Because when it's (rarely) done well, it strikes me as a win-win. In any event, I hope your complaint doesn't reach beyond legal opinions. There's some classic stuff, like J. Kozinski and Eugene's piece on Yiddish, which is pretty cute.
No one wants a wanna-be stand-up comedian for a judge. However, this was in response to a 465-page complaint filed by a lawyer in federal court. If any situation called for (or was excused by) a little levity, surely this was it.
Judge Posner manages to inject wit into his opinions in a way that actually adds to the analysis. One of my favorites is his opinion in Employers Insurance of Wausau v. Titan International, Inc. (March 3, 2005), in which Judge Posner explains why the court rejects one of the plaintiff's arguments, and summarizes his analysis as "the law is not finders keepers."
In Jenkins v. BellSouth Corp., 491 F.3d 1288 (11th Cir. 2007), Judge Pryor opened the opinion with an analogy between a "revival" of a religious service (common in the South) and the petitioner's argument, which sought a "revival" of an enforceable right. That added a bit of color to the opinion and framed the legal issue without being self-indulgent.
On the other hand, Syufy and the Billy Madison-inspired bankruptcy court "order denying motion for incomprehensibility" and similar things are good for a laugh, but are ultimately self-indulgent and have no place in a judicial opinion. If a judge needs a creative outlet, s/he can write on the side.
Similar to the UT-Arkansas football opinion a couple of weeks ago. It's okay to be cutesy when you're officiating over a meaningless discovery spat over the location of a deposition. Not so if this was a prisoner seeking habeas relief.
I read this opinion. It was appropriate, and appropriately summed.
While the cites to those articles are long-forgotten, I did remember this website. Worth checking out.
He stopped after a few of the justices criticized the practice.
Me too, but which request is more likely to be granted: (1) resist the urge to add the occasional cute flourish to your opinions, or (2) stop being an awful judge ?