Greenland will rise again!


Nick

It's, "TONIGHT WE DINE IN ASGARD!"

Governor Palin takes part in an emergency negotiation session at Wasilia High School to convince the Viking contingent to return to the model U.N. event.

The group looks on patiently as their spokeswoman asks for directions to the nearest English monastery.

It must be from the same event, but I like this photo even better.

That's hot.

Let's hear it for that old-time religion!

On July 4th, Governor Sarah Palin addresses the Alaskan Republican caucus....

Those aren't real Vikings. Real Vikings didn't wear those horned helmets. So the folks who think that that is the Alaska Republican caucus or the National Guard must be right.

You know what? I think you might be right.

For a minute there I thought we were looking at travelers in time from the distant past.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Governor Sarah Palin is shown speaking to a live audience for Dick Wagner’s Fox News show, "The Election Cycle." The program was broadcast live from the skating rink shared by the triple hamlets of Nibble-Lung, Greater Wasilla, and Upper Valhalla. The facility, financed by a special tax on Erda Caribou hunting licenses, was designed by the Anchorage firm of Fasolt and Fafner.

The Keep Bering Strait Evangelical Choir was also featured on the show. Their program included a new arrangement of Palin's campaign theme song, "Kill the Wabbit" (including the hip-hop "Fire the Trooper" coda)," and was followed by a presentation of an actual rabbit pelt, as seen around the governor's neck. The chorus, pictured in the stands, is composed of Russian immigrants, all of whom are descendants of non-persons condemned by the long-defunct Soviet regime. They traveled to Alaska on foot, leaving Russia via the so-called Nowhere Man Bridge. The choir closed the show with the final chorus from "Obamadämmerung."

We are *not* Esk-EE-mos!

Oops. Forgot about this one:

"If any of you watching at home have any idea how to get this exciting Icelandic saga going, here's the address to write to . . ."

This? Oh, this is Joe Biden's scalp.

"Ready From Day One"

"Yes, Stan, we all thought it was very funny that time you got me to look at Senator Stephens supposedly holding up two fingers behind my head. But we have important business to get through today so, no, I won't turn around even if you are telling the truth that 'the whole city council is sitting behind me dressed up like some Hieronymus Bosch painting.'"

I came, I Thor, I conquered!

Tomorrow belongs to me....

Governor Palin's foreign-policy credentials include not only Alaska's proximity to Russia, but her successful resolution of the Vinlander invasion.

On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Chesapeake shore

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AH!

(source)

"We come from the land of the melting ice and snow ....!"

So remember, boys, just the villages with plowshares.

"With the support of my Viking hordes, we will crush the snake-king Obamessiah and his pale, windy henchman. They will know fear as they, and all their Committee-wise girly-men, run from our swords."

Or:

"Plagiarize this, Joe Biden."

“The resuls are in. I received more votes for Mayor than Joe Biden did for President.”

Governor Palin's experience as Commander in Chief of the Viking Hoardes.

"Governor Palin securing the Viking LARPer vote."

"Governor Palin announces the DNA results to identify the father of her grand child."

"I'm here tonight to quell any rumors about members of my cabinet not taking their responsibilities seriously. As you can see ..."

"And for God's sakes, get it right this time!"

"Those aren't real Vikings. Real Vikings didn't wear those horned helmets."

They are real Vikings, in disguise.
Real Vikings are tricky.

"The hero observed that swamp-thing from hell,
that tarn-hag, in all her terrible strength,
then heaved his war-sword and swung his arm:
the decorated blade came ringing
and singing on her head. But he soon found
his battle-torch extinguished; the shining blade
refused to bite. It spared her and failed
the man in his need. It had gone through many
hand-to-hand fights, had hewed the armor
and helmets of the doomed, but here at last
the fabulous powers of that heirloom failed."

Heaney's Beowulf

"Sound a feasting horn, for I have Snickers bars!"

The Commander-in-Chief and members of the Alaska National Guard pose for a picture.

"I hereby declare that I will no longer be the only MILF in the family."

"No, none of these Vikings is the father of my grandchild"

Governor Palin explains that, NO, if you donated last Friday, you can't get your money back.

So, you see, that's how you know it's yours, and not your child's.

"SARAH PALIN: Moving Alaska Forward into the 11th Century"

Compare Sarah Palin to Joe Biden. Who would you choose?

[She's smarter, too.]

guaranteed to frighten wussy law professors?

All I know is, that better not be real fur around her neck! From now on she must remember to pander in earnest.

"DKos proves Palin is really a religious fundamentalist with pictures of her officiating at a Wotan service."

It ain't over 'til the hot lady sings..."

Smokey,

The wackos were making jokes. Just wait for the next real thread on Palin; boy, the wackos on both sides will be out then. I expect your finest!

*I can hardly wait*

pure . . . comedy . . . gold. And just three days. We're going to get TWO MONTHS of this craziness. Muahahahahaha!

"We come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow. The hammer of the gods!"

Yea, "What's in your wallet", it work on so many levels. Genius.

Fans of Civilization II will recall the words of the Military Advisor:

"Give me more soldiers, noble leader, so that they may sheathe their swords in the beating hearts of our enemies!"

Does Palin own a kitten?

"Another great Viking victory was at the Green Midget Cafe at Bromley. Once again the Viking strategy was the same. They sailed from these fjords here, assembled at Trondheim, and waited for the strong north-easterly winds to blow their oaken galleys to England whence they sailed on May 23rd."

"Count 'em and weep, my friends; that was 142 good verses of "The Ballad of Eskimo Nell".

Parents and teachers of the PTA, it is my great honor to introduce to you this year's entertainment at the Wasilla High Prom, True Norsk.

"Which one of you is Hagar?"

I know that these accomodations aren't optimal, but I think in time that all of you will realize that the State of Alaska has liberated you from the Yearning for Norseland Ranch where your parents indoctrinated you with dangerous, outdated beliefs and forced you to live without modern food, shelter, clothing and healthcare. We hope you enjoy the McDonald's lunch and your introduction to the Wii this afternoon.

Wojotojo.
After I carry McCain's body to Valhalla, I will become the warrior leader in honor of W[otan].

"Although proud of her high school basketball state championship, Governor Palin had always regretted not feasting over the dead bodies of the opposing team. Today, all that would change."

Bloody Vikings.

Thank you, thank you.

I was inspired by learning, via a recent news photo, that an open box in Gov Schwarzenegger's office contains the sword from the movie "Conan The Barbarian".