The Volokh Conspiracy - VC Commenters On Apples and Oranges:

A play in one act, inspired by recent comment threads here at the VC:

Scene: A Volokh Conspiracy comment thread. Enter two commenters, Red and Blue.

RED: I sure like apples.
BLUE: Apples? They're rotten. Oranges are better.
RED: Are you insane? Oranges are disasters.
BLUE: At least oranges aren't corrupt fruits that hate America.
RED: Yes they are, in fact Hitler liked oranges!
BLUE: WTF? Hitler was an apple.

The End.

	[Orin Kerr, September 4, 2008 at 1:07am] Trackbacks VC Commenters On Apples and Oranges: A play in one act, inspired by recent comment threads here at the VC: Scene: A Volokh Conspiracy comment thread. Enter two commenters, Red and Blue. RED: I sure like apples. BLUE: Apples? They're rotten. Oranges are better. RED: Are you insane? Oranges are disasters. BLUE: At least oranges aren't corrupt fruits that hate America. RED: Yes they are, in fact Hitler liked oranges! BLUE: WTF? Hitler was an apple. The End.