Huizenga in a Hurry:
Miami Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga is reportedly in a rush to sell a portion of the football team so as to avoid Barack Obama's proposal to increase the tax on capital gains. A spokesperson for the Obama campaign commented that Huizenga has overstated Obama's proposed increase in the capital gains tax and that middle-class tax cuts "will mean a whole lot of Dolfans will be better able to afford those ever-rising ticket prices."