Miss Thistlebottom Strikes Again: Fear of the Bogus Rule Against “Split Verbs” Mars Oath of Office.

In the President's Oath of Office, the Constitution used the normal placement for an adverb – “I . . . do SOLEMNLY swear” and “I will FAITHFULLY execute.”

Wilson Follett in Modern American Usage (the 1960s version edited by Barzun, not the book of the same name by Garner) sets out what has been the standard practice in English for centuries:

"With a compound verb--that is, one made with an auxiliary and a main verb--the adverb comes between auxiliary and main verb . . . . ”

Because of the bogus rule against split verbs, many modern writers move the adverb from its idiomatic place in the midst of a multiple word verb to earlier or later in the sentence.

That is what Chief Justice Roberts unconsciously did when he moved the word FAITHFULLY to later in President Obama’s oath of office.

OBAMA: I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear...

ROBERTS: ... that I will execute the office of president to the United States faithfully...

OBAMA: ... that I will execute...

ROBERTS: ... faithfully the office of president of the United States...

OBAMA: ... the office of president of the United States faithfully...

I discussed split verbs in Fear of Writing, 78 Cal. L. Rev. 1677 (1990), my playful review of the sixth edition of the Texas Law Review Manual of Style:

Unquestionably, the most dangerous advice in the old fifth edition of the Texas Manual was its disapproval of split verbs: “Avoid splitting verb phrases with adverbs . . . . ” In other words, don't place an adverb between the parts of a compound verb. Yet Fowler and Follett (both praised in the Foreword to the Texas Manual) argued that the normal place for an adverb is in the midst of a multiple word verb. Thus the fifth edition of the Texas Manual seemed to have gotten the rule backwards. It prohibited what the experts recommend.

This nonsensical rule against split verbs has caused entire volumes of law reviews to be filled with page after page in which adverbs have been squeezed out of their normal place. Most law professors who have dealt with law reviews recently seem either to have had disputes about the placement of adverbs or, worse, to have adopted the Texas approach, the approach of people who write as if English were a second language. It's frightening to think that the ability of a generation of law professors to recognize their native language has been damaged by one silly book. Before picking up the Texas Manual in 1987, I had noticed that the ability of the law reviews to place adverbs correctly had deteriorated, but I hadn't known the reason.

What was particularly ridiculous about the Texas Manual's rule was that the Manual itself repeatedly split verbs in violation of its own rule, a fact that somehow eluded law review editors policing my prose. The only discursive prose in the entire Manual, a four-paragraph Foreword by Charles Alan Wright, contained six split verbs, for example, “their thought can best be expressed.” The Foreword isn't the only place where the fifth edition violated its own rule. Split verbs were common in its text. I found fifteen violations in just four pages, for example, “what has already been said.” The new sixth edition of the Texas Manual has greatly softened its rule against split verbs. It now states:

Splitting verb phrases with adverbs is permissible if the adverb modifies the verb and not some other part of the sentence.

Note that the Texas Manual doesn't say that split verbs are normal or preferable, language it uses to recommend other constructions. Rather, it says that split verbs are permissible. I get the impression that the authors are consciously lowering their standards by permitting but not recommending split verbs. It would have been better if they had admitted their mistake, published an errata sheet for the fifth edition, and begged the academy to forgive them. But the new rule leaves the status of the old rule in doubt. Are split verbs still suspicious constructions in Texas? I think so. The change from the strict old rule is substantial, but given the fifth edition's culpability for the old rule, some effort should have been made to clarify the Texas Manual's current position. Are split verbs preferable or just permissible?

A much better approach would have been to explain the normal placement of adverbs, as Fowler and Follett do. Follett offers a clear statement of the usual practice for the placement of adverbs. His third rule is: “With a compound verb--that is, one made with an auxiliary and a main verb--the adverb comes between auxiliary and main verb . . . . ” Follett goes on to lament the loss of “instinct about the rhythms of the mother tongue.”

You can perhaps begin to see the superiority of the other book under review here, Webster's Dictionary of English Usage, from Webster's discussion of the folklore of the split verb:

Copperud 1970, 1980 talks about an erroneous idea widespread among newspaper journalists that adverbs should not separate auxiliaries from their main verbs (as in “you can easily see” or “they must be heartily congratulated”). This bugaboo, commentators agree, seems to have sprung from fear of the dread split infinitive. Copperud cites five commentators on the subject, all of whom see no harm in placing an adverb between the parts of a verb, and one of whom (Fowler 1965) prescribes such placement. Fowler (under position of adverbs) has a long and detailed discussion, complete with numerous examples in which the adverb has been improperly (to his mind) shifted so as to avoid the split. Since dividing the auxiliary from the verb with an adverb has been approved at least since Lindley Murray 1795, it would seem that Fowler is justified in calling the avoidance a superstition. [FN48]

There it is. The fear of split verbs is a superstition borrowed from some misinformed newspaper journalists. Respected commentators since 1795 are unanimous in finding it proper.

My reference to Miss Thistlebottom is, as I explained in 1990, an image coined by Theodore Bernstein:

The phenomenon that gives rise to such nonsense as the Texas Manual has been well understood by grammarians. H. W. Fowler was content to call such views “fetishes” or “superstitions.” Theodore Bernstein gave them their most colorful term, Miss Thistlebottom's hobgoblins. For Bernstein, the disapproving schoolmarm, Miss Thistlebottom, represented a composite of the type of person who cared very much about good usage, but didn't know it when she saw it. She had a list of supposed infelicities (probably called “pet peeves”) that had been inherited mostly from an oral tradition.

Related Posts (on one page):

  1. Whelan Responds to Pinker:
  2. Harvard Psychologist Pinker on Split Verbs.
  3. Miss Thistlebottom Strikes Again: Fear of the Bogus Rule Against “Split Verbs” Mars Oath of Office.
  4. Obama Takes Oath Again:
Snaphappy:
What do you think about the placement of the word only?

He will only go to the store if you give him a dollar.

He will go only to the store if you give him a dollar.

The first sentence suggests you're paying him to go and he wouldn't go otherwise. The second suggests you're paying to keep him from going anyplace but the store, which he would otherwise do.
1.22.2009 12:37am
Steve H:
But if Roberts were trying to edit the Constitutional text to avoid the split verb, wouldn't he most likely have put the "faithfully" right after the "execute"?

"that I will execute faithfully the office of the president ... "

I think it's more likely that Roberts simply forgot the word "faithfully" and threw it in at the end.
1.22.2009 12:50am
Guest's Guest:
1.22.2009 12:52am
Joe L (mail):
My friend who clerks for Chief Justice Roberts said that he had been talking for weeks about how nervous he was about swearing in Obama.
1.22.2009 12:59am
Jonathan F.:
"Can best be expressed," I think, follows the so-called rule Prof. Lindgren complains about. The disfavored style would be, "Can be best expressed." Here, "can" and "expressed" are main verbs, while "be" is an auxiliary verb (or what I grew up calling a helping verb).

Snaphappy's example, too, is inapposite. "Will" is not (in this context) a verb, so it is not an auxiliary verb.
1.22.2009 1:12am
Steve H:
According to my English Grammar and Composition, "can" is also an auxiliary/helping verb, along with "be." So "can be expressed" is the verb phrase, with "expressed" as the main verb.

And I think that "will" is clearly a (helping) verb in Snaphappy's example, part of the verb phrase "will go."
1.22.2009 1:24am
Jonathan F.:
Steve H.: Could well be; I shouldn't have sounded so confident.

Also, I wanted to make the point that I don't think Roberts' mistake was due to a desire to put the adverb in any particular place. Listening to his tone in saying the words "that I will," I think he was really just struggling to remember what came next. That's why I think he seemed so relieved to come back in and (try to) correct himself after Obama paused.
1.22.2009 2:27am
cirby (mail):
I see this sort of thing in theater (or presentations) all of the time.

You can get two actors who have done a play a dozen times, with no problem, but if one of them jumps in too fast on one line, you might as well just thump the other guy on the head with a baseball bat.

Roberts was obviously trying to do it in two or three pieces, and when Obama started in as he was saying "do solemnly", it was all over...
1.22.2009 3:34am
donaldk2 (mail):
Snap - the best usage is "he will go to the store only if you give him a dollar"
1.22.2009 3:36am
James Lindgren (mail):
Steve H:

Actually, if you read the transcript above, Roberts tries both misplacements.

Guest,

Thanks for the Pinker link (he quotes me from 1990).
1.22.2009 4:19am
Alan Gunn (mail):
Language Log calls persistent superstitions like the "split verbs" myth "zombie rules." Works for me. My local paper this morning was full of awkwardly placed adverbs. It's odd that people who make their living writing--journalists and lawyers (including some Federal judges)--are the worst offenders.
1.22.2009 8:14am
Snaphappy:
don: Unless the intent is to show the exclusive list of places he will go. My point is that sometimes clarity requires s particular placement of the adverb.
1.22.2009 8:56am
Richard Aubrey (mail):
Various authorities may excuse certain usage. There is still the matter of how it sounds. I was taught half a century ago that ending a sentence with a prep is both wrong and makes it sound lame. The former has been struck from the Commandments, but the latter remains an actual fact not subject to the whims of the authorities.
And ditto the split verb. Very lame.
1.22.2009 9:43am
PeterWimsey (mail):
@ Richard - you are entitled to your opinion, and your sense of what sounds good. But you may not elevate it to a general rule. Especially when you are wrong. :) Note that your principle disallows normal English sentences like:

When are you going to pick her up?

Will you let the cat out?

Has the decision been handed down?

Don't leave the light on.

And the forced syntax of not splitting verbs is much worse:

"I have often considered a career in the theater" is preferable to the alternatives "Often, I have considered a career in the theater" or "I have considered a career in the theater often".

Now there obviously are situations where infinitives and verbs are best not split. But certainly not in every instance.
1.22.2009 10:02am
Assistant Village Idiot (mail) (www):
You are correct about the language question, but can't know why Roberts made the error without mind-reading. Just because an explanation fits the facts does not mean it is the only explanation that fits the facts.
1.22.2009 10:16am
Richard Aubrey (mail):
Peter, most of those are questions, which don't count. Questions, implying a lack of authority or certainty--or why would you be asking?--do not suffer for losing authority or certainty and thus sounding lame.
Declarative sentences do. Just as they do when ended with the Valley Girl rise in tone.
Leaving the light on means leaving it operating, a verb, not leaving it on top of something, so that doesn't count, either.
Splitting verbs is sometimes easy, but doing the work to find a structure which does not split them (splits them not) usually has better results.
1.22.2009 10:22am
bbbeard (mail):
Snaphappy:


He will only go to the store if you give him a dollar.
He will go only to the store if you give him a dollar.



Actually, this is a good example of why the rule against split verbs is not just an archaic myth. The first sentence, with the split verb, is ambiguous. There are several possible interpretations to the first sentence:

(1) [yours]: you're paying him to go and he wouldn't go otherwise,
(2) the store will be his only destination if you give him a dollar,
(3) instead of saving the dollar, he will waste it immediately by shopping.

If you intend meaning (1), you should say, "He will go to the store only if you give him a dollar". Meaning (2) is better expressed by the second sentence in your example, but moving the adverb does not eliminate this interpretation. Meaning (3) is closest to my intuitive response to the sentence, but it could be better expressed by reformulating the sentence, e.g. "If you give him a dollar, he will shop with it instead of saving it."

BBB
1.22.2009 1:12pm
jukeboxgrad (mail):
FWIW, the NBC transcript that is being cited in many, many places (including this post and other VC posts), has a minor error that no one seems to have noticed. The following line:

ROBERTS: ... do solemnly swear...


Should read as follows:

ROBERTS: ... solemnly swear...


Roll the tape and carefully listen to the audio at 0:36-0:37.

According to the Constitution, "do" should be there. Roberts omitted it. Obama proceeds to say it anyway.
1.22.2009 4:02pm
Gerard Harbison (mail) (www):
The clearest instance, IMO, of Roberts not following this pseudo-rule is the following sentence from Rumsfeld vs. FAIR


We have also in a number of instances limited the government’s ability to force one speaker to host or accommodate another speaker’s



Here 'We have...limited' is unambiguously the perfect tense, 1st person pl.. Roberts splits the auxiliary verb from the participle not once but twice, with 'also' and 'in a number of instances'.
1.22.2009 4:29pm
Der Hahn (mail):
Grammar has nothing to do with it. Obama clearly begins speaking before the natural break at the end of the first phrase of the oath.
1.22.2009 4:55pm
jukeboxgrad (mail):
Obama clearly begins speaking before the natural break at the end of the first phrase of the oath.


You said this in the other thread. As I pointed out there, you and Roberts share the same view of where to place "the natural break," but that view is contrary to the way it was done in 2005.
1.22.2009 6:15pm
Roy Englert:
I am an opponent of split infinitives. Though I am aware that the question whether there should be a presumption against split infinitives has divided respectable authorities for decades (if not centuries), I continue to follow the advice given by Strunk and White that "the construction should be avoided unless the writer wishes to place unusual stress on the adverb."

On the other hand, I know of practically no one who follows a "rule" against split verbs outside the context of split infinitives. At page 117 of Miss Thistlebottom's Hobgoblins (1971) -- which is the source of the title of Jim Lindgren's post but which appears not to have been quoted in the post or in any of the comments so far -- Theodore M. Bernstein succinctly wrote: "There is no rule in English that forbids separating the parts of a compound verb. Indeed, more often than not the natural position for an adverb is just ahead of the verb it modifies; hence, 'has been gradually evolving.'"

Indeed, although I have consulted many manuals of style and usage in the last 30 years or so, I was not aware until this week that any published authority had EVER advocated the rule Bernstein says does not exist. Whoever inserted that "rule" into the Texas Law Review Manual of Style should be ashamed of himself or herself.

In any event, it is abundantly clear that John Roberts is not one of the misguided writers -- Bernstein referred to them as "timid souls" -- who believe that an adverb should not appear between an auxiliary verb and a main verb. Examples of Roberts's liberal use of the auxiliary-adverb-verb construction have been cited on the internet today, and other examples can be found quite easily (there are at least three, for example, in Herring v. United States, decided just 8 days ago).

To serve his agenda, Steven Pinker first conflated a defensible but controversial rule (avoid split infinitives) with an indefensible non-rule (avoid split verbs); then, with no evidence and contrary to verifiable fact, accused Roberts of being someone who follows the indefensible non-rule; and then attributed Roberts's slip of the tongue to slavish adherence to that indefensible non-rule. That is a rather amateurish approach, and particularly odd for a professor of psychology who teaches at Harvard and was writing for the New York Times. I would have expected better from both venerably institutions.

In case anyone is actually reading this far, I might add one bit of trivia: I was the winning oral advocate in Sprint v. APCC, the case in which Roberts's dissent quoted (and, according to Pinker, misquoted) Bob Dylan.
1.22.2009 6:50pm
Roy Englert:
There is a typo in my last comment, near the end. The sentence should read: "I would have expected better from both venerable institutions."
1.22.2009 6:52pm
Bill Dyer (mail) (www):
As one who edited Charles Alan Wright's prose once for the Texas Law Review, I can vouch that he got -- and deserved -- special treatment
1.22.2009 11:19pm
Bill Dyer (mail) (www):
Jukeboxgrad: Actually, the most recent precedent was that of Mr. Justice Stevens, a dozen or so minutes just previous, who'd placed the pause after "do solemnly swear" rather than after the name. It didn't phase Biden. But then, Biden probably had to listen carefully in order to be able to repeat the Veep's oath (which, in fairness, is less well known and more quaint and complicated).

I'm not defending Chief Justice Roberts' screw-up, which he himself immediately acknowledged to our new president (according to press reports) as being entirely his own fault. Either man should have been able to recite the oath flawlessly, regardless of any mistakes by the other. But we are human, and most of us have sufficient senses of humor to appreciate the triviality of this entire matter. (You may once again prove the exception to prove this rule; we'll see.)

As for me, I chalk the Chief Justice's mistake up not to any grammatical preferences, nor any more conspiratorial/malicious state of mind, but to karma: The senator who votes against confirmation of a president's SCOTUS nominee whom that senator acknowledges is superbly qualified is due some karmic payback.
1.22.2009 11:32pm
jukeboxgrad (mail):
dyer:

Actually, the most recent precedent was that of Mr. Justice Stevens


That's a good point, which I overlooked. Thanks for bringing it up. I literally did not see Biden's oath. I think I was in the kitchen getting more popcorn. (And it never occurred to me to look for it on youtube.)

the Veep's oath … is less well known and more quaint and complicated


I think this is relevant. It's not the same oath. In particular, the VP oath is twice as long. Therefore there's some logic in making the chunks longer. Too many pauses and it would take forever.

But both oaths begin "I [name] do solemnly swear," and if I were scripting the whole thing, I would place the pause after that complete phrase. Which is what both Stevens and Roberts did on Tuesday. Trouble is, it's not what the CJ did with GWB in 2005.

It would be nice to have more data about how this has been done over history. I think a lot of this is on youtube, but I wasn't motivated enough to took at anything besides Bush in 2005. One would think that after so many years we would have settled on one standard way of doing it!

I'm not defending Chief Justice Roberts' screw-up


Likewise, I fault Obama for jumping in a tiny bit too quickly. If he had waited just a bit, I think Roberts would not have been derailed, and there would have been no errors at all. But I guess Obama was eager to get it over with and get to work.

which he himself immediately acknowledged to our new president (according to press reports) as being entirely his own fault


I think they each contributed to the problem, in their own way. But I also think it was a wonderfully humanizing moment.

Either man should have been able to recite the oath flawlessly, regardless of any mistakes by the other


I completely agree. I think Roberts erred by not having the paper in his hand. If he had the paper in his hand, I think he would not have been derailed when Obama spoke (sooner than Roberts expected).

most of us have sufficient senses of humor to appreciate the triviality of this entire matter


Agreed.

I find it interesting to notice that apparently I'm the only person to notice that Roberts omitted "do."
1.23.2009 8:58am
jukeboxgrad (mail):
Someone on another thread made the interesting point that in Jewish tradition, certain prayers are always read from paper, even when the reader is sure they have the prayer memorized. I think this incident shows the wisdom of that tradition.
1.23.2009 9:03am
lucia (mail) (www):
Richard Aubrey,
You seem to suggest that Peter Whimsey's examples somehow don't disprove your contention that ending with a preposition sounds lame because those are questions.

Here are declarative versions of the three out of four that were questions:

I let the cat out.
I'm going to pick her up.
The decision has been handed down.

I don't think these sound lame. Maybe you do, but I think that's just an opinion. I'm certainly not going to rack my brain to find substitutions like "I permitted the cat to exit" to replace "I let the cat out". Alternatives like "Out, I let the cat." or "I outed the cat." don't strike me as not-lame. (The latter doesn't even mean "I let the cat out.")
1.23.2009 4:07pm

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