Was Israel's Gaza Campaign Proper Under the Law of Armed Conflict?

Professor David Luban of Georgetown and my colleague Amos Guiora have this interesting exchange about Israel's recent incursion into the Gaza strip.

Luban argues that the Gaza campaign violated both the jus ad bellum and jus in bello proportionality principles and that the Hamas civil administration were not lawful targets under Israel's own interpretation of the law of armed conflict. Prof. Guiora argues that terrorism changes the landscape of armed conflict and requires a reconfiguration of international law. Under this reconfiguration, an entire terrorist organization may properly be targeted.

Prof. Luban's article is entitled "Was the Gaza Campaign Legal;" Prof. Guiora's is entitled "Proportionality 'Re-Configured.'" Interesting reading.

PLR:
Wonder if Prof. Guiora has any views on current international law, or current Israeli law for that matter.
3.23.2009 2:00pm
zywotkowitz:
Wonder if similar scrutiny will ever be applied to current American efforts in Afghanistan.
3.23.2009 2:15pm
zywotkowitz:
Wonder if Prof. Guiora has any views on current international law, or current Israeli law for that matter.

The narrow issue of attacking the Hamas headquarters was not a major item of controversy in the operation AFAIK.

A primary issue was to what extent Israel is expected to abstain from attacking military targets that are deliberately stationed in civilian areas, or with human shields.

Another primary issue was the interpretation of the notion of "proportional" response in the context of the Hamas rocketing, with some observers believing that Israel's system of bomb shelters and early warning systems render the inaccurate rockets into "no big deal".
3.23.2009 2:21pm
Andrew J. Lazarus (mail):
Will they also ask if anything significant or durable was accomplished?
3.23.2009 2:31pm
Michael Ejercito (mail) (www):
Was the war against Japan during the 1940's proportional?
3.23.2009 2:38pm
Richard Aubrey (mail):
Are we carving out, inadvertently, or advertently, a free space for terrorism?
The Greek Civil War failed because Tito took away the sanctuary.
The Korean War failed, from the Nork's point of view, because they came over the border horse, foot, and guns, looking like a conventional war, to which the response was almost reflexive.
The North Vietnamese suceeded in part because they had their own sanctuary which they could anticipate keeping, and they didn't come across the DMZ like a conventional army. They'd learned.
This provided them with the benefits of making war as a state and the cover of giving their western lefty allies room to pretend it was either a civil war or an uprising, thus hobbling the response.
Looks like an attempt to make this happen for the benefit of terrorists.
Not a surprise. Not even new.
3.23.2009 2:38pm
Crunchy Frog:

Prof. Guiora argues that terrorism changes the landscape of armed conflict and requires a reconfiguration of international law.

To benefit Israel.

Good luck with that.
3.23.2009 3:08pm
M. Gross (mail):
Proportionality is afforded far more lip service than the doctrine's slim precedent really provides.
3.23.2009 3:17pm
cognitis:
Many matters proposed by Guiora inhere in the relationship between US and Mexico. For example, Guiora's matter of Israel's "right to self defense" in pursuing those launching rockets is the same matter of US' "right to self defense" in pursuing heavily-armed Mexican drug dealers killing US citizens or police officers. Too, Mexico has estimated US' capital punishment to be barbarous, and so Mexico harbors Mexican fugitives who had murdered US citizens or US police in US; so according to Guiora's sentences, US should estimate Mexico--like Hamas--to be a hostile entity exhorting Mexicans to murder US citizens cross border. Thus, again according to Guiora, International Law would justify a US invasion of Mexico along with assassinations of Mexican officials who had harbored fugitives.
3.23.2009 3:26pm
Yankev (mail):
Cognitis, I missed the part where Mexico was pledged to the destruction of the United States, the death of all Anglos in the US and elsewhere, and the replacement of the US by a Latin empire stretching from Tierra del Fuego to Hudson's Bay. I also missed the part about governement importation of both light and heavy armaments for the purpose of attacking the US, subsidized by other governments sharing the same goals, who outnumbered the US and coccupied vastly greater land mass, and who, during the US's brief 61 year history, had launched no less than 4 wars of aggression aimed at destroying the US, starting on the date the US declared independence.

Even with those details added, you would still be omitting at quite a few others, which is what makes your superficial analogy so -- superficial.
3.23.2009 3:50pm
rosetta's stones:
The US sent the Army into Mexico chasing murdering banditos before, why wouldn't they again?
3.23.2009 4:00pm
cognitis:
Yankev:

If be a Mexican entity that "pledges" to "replace (in Spanish of course)" Mexicans with Anglos, you then necessarily would justify a US invasion of Mexico? Also, does Israel only attack governments that have "pledged" to destroy Israel and no others? Mexico does import all kinds of arms as does, say Iran; who determines the "purpose" for each arm? If Hamas were to expurgate Israel from it's charter, would Israel then open Gaza's border and permit Hamas to import arms? In addition, since Iran's constitution contains no reference to Israel, shouldn't Israel renounce it's impeding of Iran's nuclear development?

Many Jews propose themselves to be civilized adherents to Law and claim "self-defense" in attacking defenseless Palestinians, but these Jews hate all non-Jews and would do the same atrocities to Mexicans and Iranians as they do now to Palestinians.
3.23.2009 4:10pm
cognitis:
I hadn't pursued relations between Jews and other ethnic minorities besides Palestinians, but here's a Jewish attack on Mexican-American media facilities in Alta California:

Los Angeles, Alta California - March 19, 2009 - (ACN) The Jewish Journal of Greater Los Angeles, an area publication on behalf of Zionist Israel, has again attacked another media voice for the Chicano, Mexican and Latino communities. Some time ago this same Zionist magazine published a hateful and extremely biased article against La Voz de Aztlan and yesterday they did the same against one of the few radio programs that speak on behalf of Chicanos in Southern California. The aim of these attacks is to silence any criticism of Israel and of the American Jewish Lobby which now dictates many of the US government's domestic and international policie
Such Jewish attacks on non-Jewish media facilities have been continuous for a long time as shown below:

It appears that the Jewish Journal is now calling for KPFK's management to cancel La Causa radio program. Loiederman writes that in 1994, the ADL of B'nai B'rith and Hillel, two Zionist organizations, charged two other KPFK programs, “Freedom Now” and “Family Tree,” with making “slanderous and anti-Semitic attacks and that as a consequence, general manager at that time, Clifford U. Roberts, cancelled the two programs, saying that they “were using language ... counter to our mission.” This is a perfect example of how the Zionists have silenced freedom of expression throughout the USA and how they get away with war crime against the Palestinians and with their huge scams on Wall Street, the Federal Reserve and the overall financial system.
I don't support Mexican media or these media's claims, but clearly Jews attacks extend to others besides Palestinians.
3.23.2009 4:29pm
Noah David Simon (mail) (www):
fancy latin wording. "jus ad bellum and jus in bello" says that the conflict must be first attempted to be worked out through the U.N.. is not 60 years of U.N. abuse enough? detail your accusations please because I think you might be referring to something else. It is obvious that Israel has attempted to work through the U.N. in the past and they were abused. this would nullify this claim.
3.23.2009 4:31pm
Richard Aubrey (mail):
JBG must be taking some time off.
However, we are provided with another whom it would be well to ignore.

"attacked". Nasty column equals blowing up.

Riiiight.

I'll back away slowly.
3.23.2009 4:36pm
rosetta's stones:
Worse, these were attacks on "media facilities". We can only imagine the damage and casualties.
3.23.2009 4:49pm
Kazinski:
I had to read those comments twice just to make sure. That is really top notch parody. It has to be, right?
3.23.2009 4:54pm
Harvey Mosley (mail):

"attacked". Nasty column equals blowing up.

Riiiight.

I'll back away slowly.


Verrrrrry slowly.
3.23.2009 5:44pm
A. Zarkov (mail):
Note that La Voz de Aztlan says that Berg decapitation video was filmed inside the Abu Ghraib prison.I wonder who finances them?
3.23.2009 5:49pm
Yankev (mail):

That is really top notch parody. It has to be, right?
As usual, Cognitis parodies himself.

If gastritis is a disease of the stomach and appendicitis is a disease of the appendix, is Cognitis a disease of the cognition?
3.23.2009 6:18pm
wfjag:

Note that La Voz de Aztlan says that Berg decapitation video was filmed inside the Abu Ghraib prison.

Zark, you're from CA. Has there been a tectonic shift I missed so that all the loose cannons are now rolling towards there?
3.23.2009 6:19pm
Barry P. (mail):
What's international law?

If there is such a thing, don't you need international police to arrest people who violate it, international courts to try offenders, and international prisons or executioners to punish offenders?
3.23.2009 6:40pm
cognitis:
I cited La Voz, a medium representing Reconquista movement, because that movement exhorts Mexicans to take land such as Alta California from Anglos. Since I don't observe radical Mexican movements, I hadn't been cognizant of the Jews' hatred for this movement. Although Yankev didn't even bother to read Guiora's arguments, he's evidently defective still in constructing coherent arguments. Again, Guiora doesn't use terms "pledged", "importation", "subsidized", or "4 wars"; in fact, all these terms are irrelevent to Guiora's arguments, one of which here:

Aggressive self-defense in response to armed attack is the essence of Article
51; protecting innocent civilians against that armed attack is the essence of the social contract between the
individual and the state.
Guiora's argument would apply also to the relation between US and Mexico, with Mexico as Hamas and the Palestinian criminals as heavily-armed drug gang members. US would have the right to invade and kill Mexican civilians in pursuing drug gangs seeking refuge in Mexico, just as Israel would have the right to kill Palestinians in pursuing criminals in Gaza or Hezbollah members in Lebanon. Again, I wasn't cognizant of the hatred between Jews and Mexicans, since I don't observe Mexican movements.
3.23.2009 6:42pm
A. Zarkov (mail):
wfjag:

Zark, you're from CA. Has there been a tectonic shift I missed so that all the loose cannons are now rolling towards there?

California has always been like this. Everything loose in the country seems to roll into it. I'm originally from New York City (born, raised, educated, worked) and experienced quite a culture shock when I first arrived. You get used to it and take in stride. The idea is to find a niche community of sane people. But it's a sobering fact that only three states on the continent have a lower average IQ.
3.23.2009 7:14pm
Skyler (mail) (www):
Well, of course there is international law, Barry P. But like any law, it is only as good as it can be enforced.

I agree with others that this proportionality concept is given more credence than it was ever meant to have. Proportionality doesn't mean you can't win a war. It doesn't mean you have to stop when the other side starts losing. It is a vague concept that simply means you should avoid (not can't) using far more force than is rational to get a military goal accomplished. That is, if the enemy has a squad of men with rifles, destroying a city of millions is a bit out of proportion.

But if the enemy shoots thousands of rockets at you, fired from across a city, it is certainly proportional to sweep through the city and destroy suspected command and control nodes and people.

Some people mistake international law with an insistence that no one is allowed to win a war.
3.23.2009 7:18pm
cognitis:
You know the German army used the same excuse in 1940, when it exterminated Belgian civilians; the army cited a few scattered snipers as cause of shooting everyone, including women and children (never can be too sure, huh?).
3.23.2009 7:31pm
A. Zarkov (mail):
cognitis:

For the most part Jewish organizations like ADL are supportive of Mexican illegal immigration, aligning themselves with La Raza. But few Jews seem aware that according to polls done by the Pew Foundation (a very liberal organization) Mexican immigrants are the most anti-Israel of all immigrant groups.

Judging from their website La Voz de Aztlan strikes me as a radical extremist organization prone to incoherent and unsubstantiated assertions. It's pretty easy to find such example with only a cursory look. I don't mind the extremeness so much as the flaming ignorant and illogical narrative. Do you really think Berg was decapitated at inside the Abu Ghraib prison? We already know they can't keep secrets there.

If Mexico should start shooting missiles into San Diego from Tijuana, the US government would certainly invade Mexico if that's what it took to put a stop to it. I can tell you what the US wouldn't do-- shoot rockets into Mexican schools and hospitals unless those kinds of places were the sources of the rocket fire. The Palestinian low life don't even care about their own children and hide within the civilian population so as to acquire a victim status and play to the international media.

As far as I'm concerned the Palestinians are America's enemies. Anyone who would push an old man in a wheelchair off a ship deserve no quarter.

I suspect that it's impossible to have a dialogue with you so I won't pursue this any further.
3.23.2009 7:35pm
cognitis:
Peruse this account of Germans in Belgium; the German arguments are the very same ones used by Guiora:
The main German argument for many years was that the actions in Belgium were result of civilian resistance. According to German argument Belgians were themselves to blame civilian resistance which was to be "illegal warfare." Echoes of this can be found as late as the 1990s in such works as Thomas Nipperdey’s "Deutsche Geschichte" or in 1996 edition of Brockhaus.
Compare the above with Guiora's argument here:

The burden for unnecessarily endangering the innocent Gazan
population clearly rests with Hamas and its supporters. It is to Hamas that the population must ask “what
have you wrought on us?”
The Israelis just continuously adopt German arguments and practices.
3.23.2009 7:40pm
M.C. R.:
cognitis:

Doesn't that argument fall apart when you realize that Hamas fired its rockets across the border, as an offensive action rather than a defensive one?
3.23.2009 8:11pm
Kirk:
Noah,
"jus ad bellum and jus in bello" says that the conflict must be first attempted to be worked out through the U.N.
The U.N. certainly thinks so, but does anyone else?
3.23.2009 8:20pm
cognitis:
m.c.r:

Read the linked debate before not after proposing vain arguments. Both Guiora and Luban dismissed arguments about defining aggressors or defendors. Clearly, Nipperdey and even Giora dismiss your impertinent argument.
3.23.2009 8:23pm
NickM (mail) (www):
Richard - the proper response to cognitis is from the movie Billy Madison.

Nick
3.24.2009 1:37am
Yankev (mail):

As far as I'm concerned the Palestinians are America's enemies. Anyone who would push an old man in a wheelchair off a ship deserve no quarter.
Zarkov, Cognitis would surely point out that the man in the wheelchair was a Jew, and therefore had it coming because of the hatred that Jews bear toward non-Jews.

I suspect that it's impossible to have a dialogue with you so I won't pursue this any further.
No need to suspect what has been conclusively proven in thread after thread.
3.24.2009 8:59am
wfjag:

California has always been like this. Everything loose in the country seems to roll into it.

Zark, it dawned on me why we still have our loose cannons in middle America. You have to have round wheels to roll. Those with square wheels stay put.


cognitis write:


Guiora's argument would apply also to the relation between US and Mexico, with Mexico as Hamas and the Palestinian criminals as heavily-armed drug gang members. US would have the right to invade and kill Mexican civilians in pursuing drug gangs seeking refuge in Mexico, just as Israel would have the right to kill Palestinians in pursuing criminals in Gaza or Hezbollah members in Lebanon.

Aristotle warned of the fallacy of arguing by analogy, which fallacy this argument makes. Even conceding that there is massive corruption within the Mexican government, police and military caused by narco-money (and considerable, although not as widely reported corruption on the US side of the border caused by narco-money), that does not result in a situation equivalent in Mexico to Hamas' situation in Gaza or Hezbolla's situation in Lebanon. The analogies between Mexico and Hamas and/or Hezbolla break down well before your conclusion is reached.

Both Hamas and Hezbolla are supported in signficant measure by an outside government (Iran). Both organizations' prinicple purpose, as stated in their charters, is the destruction if Israel. Both organizations are part of the internationally recognized governing bodies of their respective territories (Hamas is part of the PLA, and Hezbolla is part of the Lebonese government) and both are at least the de facto, if not the de jure governments in the areas they control (Hamas in Gaza and Hezbolla in southern Lebanon).

In Mexico the criminal gangs exist to make money and exert power by exporting drugs to the US and bringing money from the US to support the life styles of their members. Violence is directed towards those who threaten this trade (including rival gangs, police (US and Mexican) and the population -- and against their own gang members who threaten their bosses. Any political agenda is no more than secondary. They do not want to destroy the US, since that would end the source of their income and power. They are criminal gangs -- rich and ruthless ones to be sure -- but, they are not driven by a political or ideological or religious agenda. They are the Mob Bosses of early 21st Century Mexico, like Pablo Escobar was a Mob Boss of late 20th century Columbia and Al Capone was a Mob Boss of an earlier 20th Century Chicago.
3.24.2009 10:09am
Yankev (mail):

I suspect that it's impossible to have a dialogue with you so I won't pursue this any further.
In 1936, the movie character A. Zarkov developed an invisibility machine, based on one that the comic strip character H. Zarkov had developed. Maybe abandoning discussion with him will make Cognitis disappear.
3.24.2009 11:26am
Richard Aubrey (mail):
I know! Zarkov. Buster Crabbe. Flash Gordon serials.
I got it.
3.24.2009 11:44am
ArthurKirkland:
I still say we should attempt to move the Israelis to West Virginia or west Texas.

The problem is a bad situation build on an unsound foundation decades ago.

The Palestinians attempt to stake claim to the moral high ground by lobbing rockets and using suicide bombers for military operations.

The Israelis attempt to stake claim to the moral high ground by strewing cluster bombs and using religious crusaders for military operations.

Neither side is likely to "win." Neither side appears to deserve to "win," at least not on its terms.
3.24.2009 12:11pm
Richard Aubrey (mail):
arthur.
Religious crusaders? The deuce you say. Why, just the other day I read a book about the Last Templar. So if he's the last, there aren't any more.
3.24.2009 1:34pm
Yankev (mail):

Zarkov. Buster Crabbe. Flash Gordon serials.
I got it.
Yeah, but you missed the arcane reference to the change in Zarkov's first name from "Hans" in the comic strip to "Alexis" in the movie serials. While we're making people invisible, though, maybe I can nominate Arthur K as well, after first awarding him today's moral equivalence and skewed facts award.
3.24.2009 2:49pm
Richard Aubrey (mail):
Alexis, huh?
Seems a bit suspicious to me.
Those things were cheesy, but the tree men scared me.
There's a kind of elm around here--I think it's elm--along water courses. It bends more than other trees, more susceptible to prevailing winds. Looks like where those tree guys used to hang out.

Arthur K? Who's that?
3.24.2009 3:39pm
Yankev (mail):

Alexis, huh?
Seems a bit suspicious to me.
If I remember, he was just Dr. Zarkov in the 1936 serial but I definitely remember that the 1938 sequel (the one with the tree men) had him giving a speech to a radio audience, when they introduced him as Dr. Alexis Zarkov. And there is no question that his name in the comic strip was Hans, though I don't think they used his first name after 1934 or so. I suspect that Hans sounded too German to use in 1938.



Those things were cheesy, but the tree men scared me.
Especially when they set their own forest on fire in that one episode -- deliberately -- in order to catch the earth people. There's probably a metaphor there somewhere.
3.24.2009 4:33pm
wfjag:
Meanwhile, I'm having difficulty following Prof. Luban's argument in light of events such as the one reported in The Jerusalem Post Haifa vehicle contained 100kg of explosives (Mar. 22, 2009, updated Mar. 23, 2009), available online at www.jpost.com

The article reports that a stolen vehicle, packed with over 100 kg of explosives was found in a mall parking lot in Haifa. Isreali authorities say that Hamas was behind the plot. Had the car bomb gone off, it would have been a major terrorist attack likely causing heavy civilian casualties (with many women and children likely as being among shoppers at the mall).

One concept in the Law of Armed Conflict is that it is permissible to retaliate against an enemy that fails or refuses to follow the laws of war. Given Hamas' complete disregard of the laws of war, and deliberate targeting of civilian targets that have no military value, targeting Hamas' "civil administration" is easily justified.
3.24.2009 5:58pm
cognitis:
wfjag:

Thanks for your civil reply. While I've read Aristotle and hopefully also Luban and Giuora, Aristotle's precepts don't pertain to this well-defined Luban-Giuora debate; indeed, Guiora uses an analogy here:

What is the blitz of London? What is the fire-bombing of Dresden?
In any case, I didn't use my Mexican case as an analogy or metaphor in order to disprove Guiora's precept as I cited, but instead assumed the precept to be true and argued about it's application; to clarify, some argue with metaphor as Shakespeare comparing a woman to a summer day in order to discern a thing's or a concept's (or a law's) nature; to argue that applying a precept or law to every case is argument by analogy and then to argue that all analogies are fallacious would render all laws feckless; instead once a law or precept has been accepted by both debaters as valid, next argue whether the law apply to a given case rather than whether two cases be similar. Here is my cited precept from Gioura:
This was not anticipatory self-defense rather it was self-defense as defined by Article 51. Over
the course of three years 6,000 rockets were fired by Hamas into Israel meaning that Israel had been
under constant and consistent armed attack. During that period of time Israel engaged in what can only
be described as “disproportionate restraint.”
Not one individual and not two were responsible for the smuggling, manufacturing, hiding/storing,
firing and no less importantly providing the necessary infrastructure that enabled the consistency
and constancy of the attacks over the course of years. To fire that many missiles over a number of years
as Hamas has done requires an organization that far more resembles a state than a terrorist organization.
US authorities have estimated Mexican gang membership in the US to number in the 10's of thousands, and recently more deaths of US citizens have been attributed to Mexican gangs and their drugs than Israeli civilian deaths to Hamas, and Mexican drug gangs like Hamas "consistently" and "constantly". Since Guiora never uses the charter in this debate's arguments, Hamas' charter doesn't pertain to them here; even should they pertain, do you really believe IDF would change it's policy without the pledge? Do you really believe that, the pldge having been expurgated, IDF would then ignore the same rocket attacks over a scrap of paper? Hardly. The charter doesn't pertain to srguments about Israel's right to self-defense, and Guiora rightly ignores the charter. Adhere to the Guiora-Luban debate and render this dispute coherent.
3.24.2009 7:03pm
neurodoc:
<blockquote><b>Yankev</b>: As usual, Cognitis parodies himself.</blockquote>Sorry, but you're wrong about this. <b>cognitis</b> is indeed the anti-semite he periodically reveals himself to be, no parody there. <i>see</i> <b>cognitis</b> excoriating Jews <i>qua</i> Jews earlier this month (3/2/09 at 9:30PM):
http://volokh.com/posts/1235745737.shtml

<blockquote><b>cognitis</b>: Mailer, typical Neocon and Jewish Establishment member, along with others of his genus credit Jews to be superior to other humans in spirit and proximate to God himself. Comprehend this Jews' estimate of themselves and Jews' once inconsistent gestures and insults clarify and consist.</blockquote>What you didn't know that Norman Mailers was a "typical Neocon and Jewish Establishment member?

Oh, there is much you would never have imagined if you hadn't read all of <b>cognitis</b>'s more bizarre contributions. When he holds forth on Constitutional law, <b>cognitis</b> can leave even Eugene Volokh ("typical Neocon and Jewish Establishment member"?) nonplussed. http://volokh.com/posts/1235410395.shtml
3.25.2009 1:03am
neurodoc:
Yankev: As usual, Cognitis parodies himself.
Sorry, but you're wrong about this. cognitis is indeed the anti-semite he periodically reveals himself to be, no parody there. see cognitis excoriating Jews qua Jews earlier this month (3/2/09 at 9:30PM):
http://volokh.com/posts/1235745737.shtml

cognitis: Mailer, typical Neocon and Jewish Establishment member, along with others of his genus credit Jews to be superior to other humans in spirit and proximate to God himself. Comprehend this Jews' estimate of themselves and Jews' once inconsistent gestures and insults clarify and consist.
What you didn't know that Norman Mailers was a "typical Neocon and Jewish Establishment member?

Oh, there is much you would never have imagined if you hadn't read all of cognitis's more bizarre contributions. When he holds forth on Constitutional law, cognitis can leave even Eugene Volokh ("typical Neocon and Jewish Establishment member"?) nonplussed. http://volokh.com/posts/1235410395.shtml
3.25.2009 1:06am
Yankev (mail):

The article reports that a stolen vehicle, packed with over 100 kg of explosives was found in a mall parking lot in Haifa.
And that the car bomb was packed with ball bearings in order to maximize civilian casualties. No collateral damage. Not deaths of people whose homes were booby trapped by Hamas, or from homes or schools Hamas launched attacks. Just civilians attending to civilian pursuits, deliberately targetted.

And that the bomb, had it exploded, would likely have ignited the cars in the parking lot, causing their gas tanks to explode in a chain reaction. And that the car bomb apparently was designed and intended to do just that.

Where is the outrage from the usual sources? Oh, that's right. Deliberate atrocities by Arabs don't count, and neither do Jewish victims. Of course, in highly integrated Haifa, there may well have been Arab victims as well, but Arab victims don't count if they were killed by other Arabs, or by Indians, or by anyone except Jews.
3.25.2009 11:23am
Yankev (mail):
neurodoc,

Mailer the neocon? You couldn't can't make up stuff like this if you tried. ("If I'd've read this in a comic book, I wouldn't have believed it" -- Ben Grimm, Fantastic Four #6[?], whichever early issue featured Dr. Doom meets Submariner. Beats the heck out of Sir Toby Belch.)

You're right, even Cognitis can't do a parody that does justice to Cognitis.

Given that other posters have been banned over anti-semitic remarks milder than his comment at 3.23.2009 4:10pm, I'm surprised that Cognitis is still with us. The comic relief (or is it nauseating relief?) is just not worth it.
3.25.2009 11:49am
neurodoc:
Yankev, it seems that most, if not all, Jews fall into one of two groupings politically, that is they are either socialist/Commie/Bolsheviks (the Nazi view, according to Charles B. Gittings Jr.) or Neocons (cognitis channeling cognitis). And any of them who achieve any measure of success in life automatically qualify as "Jewish Establishment" members. (What, you are questioning the learned cognitis, who earlier this month explained to the comparably learned "historian" CBG Jr, "Mailer, typical Neocon and Jewish Establishment member, along with others of his genus credit Jews to be superior to other humans in spirit and proximate to God himself.")

You didn't know this stuff before, your not just pretending ignorance of it? (BTW, have you seen the agenda for this month's meeting of the Elders?)
3.26.2009 2:44pm

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