FCC v. Fox Television Stations, Part I: The Late, Great George Carlin.

"I've also had critics for the last 40 years saying that I was on my way out every year. Right. So f*** 'em." That's Cher, during the 2002 Billboard Music Awards, aired live on Fox. And here's Nicole Richie in the 2003 Billboard Music Awards, also aired on Fox: "Why do they even call it 'The Simple Life'? Have you ever tried to get cow s*** out of a Prada purse? It's not so f***ing simple."

Viewers complained to the Federal Communications Commission, and in 2006, the FCC issued Notices of Apparent Liability for these two broadcasts and others, in which it explained that the expletives at issue were indecent. This was a change of course for the FCC, which previously hadn't gone after isolated expletives.

On Tuesday, the Supreme Court released its opinion in FCC v. Fox Television Stations, upholding this change of policy against an administrative-law challenge. Scalia wrote the opinion, and the quotes above, including the asterisks, are courtesy of him. (There's a First Amendment challenge in there somewhere, but the Court didn't reach it this time around.)

This is a potentially important administrative law case; Jonathan Adler has already blogged about the effects of the ruling on the Obama Administration's regulatory initiatives, and Eugene has blogged about Scalia's use of "glitteratae" and F-Word capitalization. I've decided to put up a series of posts giving the Deep Background of the case, from the original FCC policy and its litigation to the new FCC policy and its litigation, taking a detour through administrative law along the way to check out the standards for judging administrative agencies' changes of course. This will help to evaluate the various opinions in the Fox Television case.

So we'll begin in 1972, when the late, great George Carlin delivered his "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" routine. The live monologue appeared on his 1972 album Class Clown and, in revised form, on his 1973 album Occupation: Foole. (The 1973 version was recorded live at the now-defunct Circle Star Theater in San Carlos, California.) You can read a transcript of the routine here, and learn not only the seven words, but also the three auxiliary words! You can also watch similar versions of the monologue, say, here or here. I find it a bit over the top, but it definitely has funny bits, especially when you're not just reading the transcript.

UPDATE: I've corrected WBAI's frequency.

Splunge:
It's interesting the focus on children in the audience. I can understand that, since the raising of children is one at least partly socialized activity wherein libertarianism has its head thoroughly up its ass.

The difficulty is that children are not adults, duh, and a mode of social behaviour constructed to work well for adults doesn't work well for children, any more than a system of cash rewards that works well for laborers ("$20 extra if you plow this next quarter acre in 10 minutes!") would work equally well for a team of draft horses.

It's necessary for children to begin, when young, with a degree of trust in parents and adults that is wholly unjustified by the facts available to them. Nothing else is safe, because nothing else gets them to obey strictures ("Don't run in the street to get the ball!") that don't, according to their own (immature) reasoning, make sense.

Part of the problem with obscenity is that it's offensive to parents (if it weren't, George Carlin wouldn't say it), but we demand they tolerate it anyway. For the child, this brings several difficult propositions into play: (1) Mom &Dad are right about everything (of course), but their values aren't the world's values, which raises the scary proposition that Mom &Dad might not actually be all-powerful, they might not be able to protect me against the monsters under the bed. (2) Mom &Dad are right about everything, but some other adults are wrong. Uh oh, how do I know which other adults are OK? Is Miss Foobar at kindergarten trustable? Maybe I shouldn't listen to her when she tells me not to go down the slide at midday because I'll burn myself on the hot metal.

To be sure, as the child grows, it is also necessary for the parents to gradually and steadily expose him to the complexities of real life. For the child to learn that Mom &Dad are not all-powerful, that not all adults are to be trusted, that the 100% perfect moral code has not yet been worked out and put in place. But the key word here is "gradually." You can't do it at age 3, and you can't even do all of it until at least, say, age 15 or 16, when the madness of the early hormone years subsides.

What makes parents grit their teeth about radio and TV, or latterly video games and YouTube, in particular, when (as the libertarians routinely point out) they cope OK with the neighbor peeping Tom, or Uncle Frim with a foul mouth when drunk, et cetera? Hypocrisy? I don't think so. I think it's more that these are (or were at the time of the controversies) new modes of communication, or at least modes being used in new ways. As such they were socially exciting, in the news, widely discussed and attended to, what in the context of pool-fencing laws are called "attractive nuisances" to children. The parents are, in essence, asking for the owners of the attractive nuisance to bear some of the cost and constraint of putting up the necessary fence.

To be noticed is that in 2009, when broadcast of "antiestablishment" comedy rants is as commonplace (and interesting) as crabgrass, the complaint is heard less often. Parents complain about other stuff, whatever is now the "attractive nuisance."

Personally, as someone who treasures the First Amendment, I would have Carlin's silly little monologue suppressed. A freedom that is fundamentally scary and threatening to people, as free speech is, should be used sparingly, lest gratuitous use provoke backlash. Part of the continual failure of libertarianism to take general hold is the curious belief among many libertarians that people in general will be forced by some internal-consistency circuitry to accept propositions that are logically consistent and well-argued -- but which are emotionally repellent. Turns out that's not how people work.
4.30.2009 6:03pm
David Berke:
Personally, I find your statement that "...as someone who treasures the First Amendment, I would have Carlin's silly little monologue suppressed. A freedom that is fundamentally scary and threatening to people, as free speech is, should be used sparingly, lest gratuitous use provoke backlash" terrifying.

You propose active suppression of speech because you and/or others find it offensive. Such a rule would encourage, if not require, endless censorship.

Also, saying that you treasure the First Amendment so much that you wish to protect it by censoring offensive speech is a non-sequitur.
4.30.2009 6:16pm
dmv (mail):

A freedom that is fundamentally scary and threatening to people, as free speech is, should be used sparingly, lest gratuitous use provoke backlash.

That's an entirely different issue from whether the government ought to be able to suppress, or to punish, the exercise of that freedom.


Personally, as someone who treasures the First Amendment, I would have Carlin's silly little monologue suppressed.

You don't treasure it enough.
4.30.2009 6:21pm
Oren:

As such they were socially exciting, in the news, widely discussed and attended to, what in the context of pool-fencing laws are called "attractive nuisances" to children. The parents are, in essence, asking for the owners of the attractive nuisance to bear some of the cost and constraint of putting up the necessary fence.

We've paid for the fence -- every TV has a v-chip at this point and so, by your logic, Family Guy should be able to use the word "fuck" and show frontal nudity. It's rated MA (the highest rating) after all.

I've paid for my fence give me my goddamned obscenity!
4.30.2009 6:32pm
Oren:
I guess my point is that obscenity crusaders (cough, PTC, cough) do not take the "let's empower the parents" attitude that you think they do. They are against obscenity for the sake of being against obscenity, irrespective of what the parents want.

In essence, they want to be everyone's mother.
4.30.2009 6:34pm
Strict:
As far as shielding children from bad words...well, they are going to learn them, no matter how hard you try to keep them a secret.

Yes, maybe watching George Carlin [or whatever] is "bad" for a 5-year old child, but maybe what's really bad is that the 5-year old child is watching trash TV at 11 o'clock at night.

This kind of censorship does nothing to benefit the education or morals or wellbeing of children.
4.30.2009 6:45pm
Visitor Again:
Personally, as someone who treasures the First Amendment, I would have Carlin's silly little monologue suppressed.

You leave insufficient latitude for those who do not treasure it.
4.30.2009 6:47pm
ChrisTS (mail):
Strict: Yes, maybe watching George Carlin [or whatever] is "bad" for a 5-year old child, but maybe what's really bad is that the 5-year old child is watching trash TV at 11 o'clock at night.

THANK YOU. As a parent, allow me to also point out that - quite apart from the V-chip and the control mechanisms on cable - leaving one's children alone in front of the television is one's own choice. If you do not like what is on TV, don't let your kids watch without supervision. If you have too many children to keep an eye on, that was your choice.

I do not say this lightly nor on the basis of any simplistic ideology. Of course, our cultural situation is such that kids often 'will' be left in front of the TV on their own. But there is no reason that parents should acquiesce in that. And, true, it is difficult to restrict what younger children watch when their older siblings are in control of the remote. But, again, parents can set rules for the older children, as well as the younger. Simply pointing out to my daughter that her much younger brother was watching ‘X’ got her to change her viewing habits when he was around.

Look, I am disgusted by much that is on TV these days. Nonetheless, I would rather set limits for my children and counsel them about what they do watch than have someone else decide what is or is not appropriate for my family.

I can remember when some politicians were arguing that civil rights protests should not be shown on TV because they might be disturbing to [white] children. I am grateful I was able to watch those video reports – with my parents – although they were, indeed, disturbing and still haunt my psyche, today. Really, if I were required to come up with some standards for censorship, ‘vulgarity’ would not be my top priority.
4.30.2009 8:00pm
ReaderY:
Justice Stephen's dissent clarifies how his concept of rational basis differs from previous understandings. He not only requires government efforts to be rationally related to a state interest, he requires the interest itself to be rational. To Justice Stephens, the way language affects people is irrational: he doesn't understand why some words irritate people but other words, which seem like they ought logically to irritate just as much as others, don't. Because the underlying phenomenon seems so arbitrary and incomprehensible, government action to effect it seems arbitrary and incomprehensible as well.

It is difficult under an honest application of this standard, to see how government laws concerning health care could withstand scrutiny. It seems completely irrational, utterly arbitrary, that some people should get sick and die, while other people who logically seem equally suitable for sickness stay healthy. Jogging vegetarians get lung cancer and chain-smokers live to ripe old ages. Nature is utterly arbitrary and capricious at times. If government action truly cannot have arbitrary and capricious motivations, if government can only be permitted to respond to things that the human intellect finds comprehensible, government action motivated by nature's primally arbitrary and incomprehensibly capricious elements, such as sickness, death, and disaster, could not stand.

Are human emotions natural phenomena? Should they be regarded as natural phenomena? When we find a conflict between our emotional nature and how we might want things to be if it didn't exist, should we try to change our emotional makeup to comport with what we think it ought to be, or we sometimes accept our emotional makeup as part of what ties us to the rest of the biological world and live accordingly? Justice Stephens has a clear answer to the question of course. But is he right? And what authority does he have to impose his view?

It is of course part of the nature of our emotional make-up that certain concepts described with primal emotional affect have greater emotional influence than the same concepts described more cerebreally. Perhaps it's not fair or reasonable or just that human beings should live such an existence or have such emotions, just as it may not be fair or just or reasonable that our cerebral life should be interruptible by hunger or disease or death. But why should we, or our government be required to go about simply pretending that those aspects of our lives that strike the more cerebral among us as insufficiently cerebral simply don't exist? Why shouldn't we be permitted to deal with things as they are, and us as we are, independently of whether we think our lives or particular aspects of our lives are or are not rational?

The empirical cannot be simply wished away because one finds it inconvenient. If government has a rational interest in those aspects of human emotions involving indecency, as Justice Stephens concedes, it can rationally address those aspects of our emotions as it empirically finds them: empiricism is a defense to a charge of irrationality. Human life, and human nature, is not always so transcendental. It is not irrational to sometimes accept it and deal with it as one finds it rather than as one may think it rationally ought to be.
4.30.2009 9:06pm