Um, I Don't Think You're Qualified:

Found in the "talkbacks" to an article on Israel trying to recruit "Anglo" English teachers, from a Brazilian:

I'd leaved 10 Years in New York, United States and did many english course, I'm fluent in english speaking and writting. I'm a music teacher, voice, piano, eletronic keyboard and organ, working at a music school for 10 Years. I'm interested on the job for english teacher, also in leaving in Israel.