Volkswagen Phaeton drivers beware: Here is the scoop on the original Phaeton:

The son of the sun-god Helios. When Phaeton (“the shining one”) finally learned who his father was, he went east to meet him. He induced his father to allow him to drive the chariot of the sun across the heavens for one day. The horses, feeling their reins held by a weaker hand, ran wildly out of their course and came close to the earth, threatening to burn it. Zeus noticed the danger and with a thunderbolt he destroyed Phaeton. He fell down into the legendary river Eridanus where he was found by the river nymphs who mourned him and buried him. The tears of these nymphs turned into amber. For the Ethiopians however it was already too late: they were scorched by the heat and their skins had turned black.

Not the best name for a car, eh? At least you should be sure never to lend it to your son.

     (Yes, I know that phaeton is also the name of a sort of carriage, and also a term for a touring car.)