I’m on CNBC’s Dennis Miller tonight. If they let me float a segment (that is, choose a topic), like they’ve let my friend Jill Stewart do — she’s also been on more than me, and gotten to hold the chimp, not that I’m competitive or anything — I’m going to talk about the ridiculous notion that instead of fighting terrorism, we should prevent future attacks by sitting down with the terrorists and finding out what they want. Haven’t they made it clear enough what they want? They want the entire world to be an Islamic state, complete with Sharia law. I don’t think we should want to meet them halfway here.
Speaking of modest dress requirements, I have some Orthodox Jewish friends who don’t like it when I wear my usual sleeveless/low-cut tops on TV — sends the wrong message, they say, and I suppose they could be right. But ever since Sept. 11, I’ve become fonder of anything that offends the Islamofascists. “Step on a crack, break old Hitler’s back,” kids used to say during World War II. These days I sometimes think to myself: “Dress like a tart, break an Imam’s heart.”
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Update: Well I’m back from taping Miller, and did indeed get to talk about the above topic, but wasn’t as good as the last time I was on. And I was hoping to get to another topic, CBS’s threat to sue the FCC if they’re actually fined, but we ran out of time. A Zero Mostel-like comedian named Max Alexander, who was on the Varsity Panel with me, was very funny, though. I wish I’d thought to put pretzels in my pants!
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