In honor of July 4, some raucus and well-timed fireworks from Mark Steyn giving the Supreme Court a well-deserved helping of derision. I recommend the whole thing–every sentence is hilarious. Here’s a snippet:
Rule by the judicial interpretation of principles is problematic enough for some of us. But rule by the judicial interpretation of lack of principles takes us to dizzying new heights. Last week, in two rulings, the Supreme Court decided that (a) displays of the Ten Commandments are constitutional and (b) displays of the Ten Commandments are unconstitutional.
Don’t worry, all nine judges aren’t that wacky, just the deciding vote in both 5-4 decisions. That belonged to Stephen Breyer, who nixed the Ten Commandments in Kentucky but gave ’em two thumbs up in Texas. His basis was that the Texas Commandments had been there 40 years and were thus part of “a broader moral and historical message reflective of a cultural heritage,” whereas the Kentucky display was newer and “a more contemporary state effort to focus attention upon a religious text is certainly likely to prove divisive.”
Really? Not as “certainly likely” to prove divisive as grandfathering the display of some Commandments but not others, so the only way to be sure yours is constitutional is to sue over it. For one thing, Justice Breyer didn’t identify the year in which he believes the Commandments ceased to be constitutional — 1968, 1973?
Or maybe a sliding scale? If you put up the Commandments before 1965, you can have all Ten; between 1966 and 1979, you can have six firm Commandments plus a couple of strong recommendations; from 1980 to 1991, it’s two Commandments and a half-dozen lifestyle tips?
To be sure, the Supreme Court took other factors than the year of manufacture into consideration — whether the display was inside or outside, whether it was surrounded by a full supporting cast of religious artifacts or secular knick-knacks, etc. But it’s hard to discern any principles here, at least when compared to their one-size-fits-all abortion absolutism.
To the best of my knowledge, Justice Breyer has never claimed you can have a first-trimester abortion in the parking lot, but for the full partial-birth you must be indoors.
He also gives an update of life for homeowners after Kelo:
Nonetheless, across the fruited domain, governments reacted to the court decision by sending the bulldozers round to idle expectantly on John Doe’s front lawn: Newark. N.J., officials moved forward with plans to raze 14 downtown acres and build an upscale condo development; Arnold, Mo., intends to demolish 30 homes, 14 businesses and the local Veterans of Foreign Wars to make way for a Lowe’s Home Improvement store and a strip mall developed by THF Realty.
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