Sorry for the lousy pun. Yehuda Berlinger has produced a verse translation of the entire US Patent Act. It’s quite a feat — as Dr. Johnson said of the dog playing the violin, the amazing thing is not how well it was done, but that it was done at all. Not the world’s greatest poem — personally, I hate the rhythm/rhyme scheme (which I’m sure has a name)
da DA da DA
da DA da DA
da DA da DA
da DA da DA
that gives us verses like:
A regular patent you
Filed for here
Can be filed abroad if
You wait half a year
But that’s just a quibble. Patent law can use all the poetry it can get.