I recently had the misfortune of dining at Cici’s Pizza Buffet. My wife and I agreed that it was easily the worst restaurant pizza we’ve ever had. Not just “bad-pizza bad”, but just bad as in “yuck”. Nevertheless, the place was packed, presumably because you get all the pizza, salad, and dessert you can eat for $5.49. Middle America is often accused of preferring gluttonous excess over smaller, but higher quality, quantities, and I suppose this is a case in point.