Sunday Song Lyric

“Weird Al” Yankovic turned 50 on Friday. (Can you believe he’s been around that long?  And that he has a new album?)  Yankovic’s exceedingly goofy, and quite clever.  He also has a song off of his 2006 album, Straight Outta Lynnwood, that seems somewhat appropriate for the VC: “I’ll Sue Ya.”  It begins:

I sued Taco Bell
‘Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!

I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn’t use their microwave
To dry off my cat

Huh, I sued Earthlink
‘Cause I called them up
N’ they had the nerve to put me on hold

I sued Starbucks
‘Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
And brrr, it was cold!

I sued Toys’R’Us
‘Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
And nearly choked to death

Ugh, I sued PetCo
‘Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
And now I got bad breath!

The full lyrics are on a fan site here, and here’s the video.  More “Weird Al” birthday wishes, etc. at Idolator.

I sued Taco Bell
'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!

I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat

Huh, I sued Earthlink
'Cause I called them up
N' they had the nerve to put me on hold

I sued Starbucks
'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
And brrr, it was cold!

I sued Toys'R'Us
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
And nearly choked to death

Ugh, I sued PetCo
'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
And now I got bad breath!