Someone told me a few hours ago that the Superbowl was today, and that apparently the Packers and Steelers are playing. On this occasion, I thought I’d share my unpatriotic attitude toward sports: Whoever wins is presumptively the best team and therefore deserved to win, so (though I would never watch the game) I’m happy however it turns out. But it follows that (assuming, counterfactually, that I watched the game) I wouldn’t know whom to cheer for until the end.