PETA asks the mayor of San Francisco: Rename the Tenderloin “the ‘Tempeh District.'”

San Francisco is now renowned for some of the best vegan cuisine in the world, and the city deserves a neighborhood named after a delicious cruelty-free food instead of the flesh of an abused animal. If Tempeh doesn’t excite you, how about Granola Flats or Seitan’s Lair?

Unintentional self-parody, or deliberate? You be the judge.