Life Imitates Raiders of the Lost Ark

Pittsburgh TribLive reports:

A Fayette County man attacked by a “ninja” with a sword quickly ended the encounter by pulling a gun.

“The only word that comes to mind is, ‘seriously?'” Santino Guzzo, 29, of South Union said today. “I know this isn’t a laughing matter, but how many people get attacked by a ninja? Really, a ninja?”

State police are searching for the man, who Guzzo described as wearing a “ninja outfit literally from head to toe.” Police said he broke into 11 cars on Braddock Avenue and tried to stab Guzzo with his sword nearby.

Just in time for the NRA Annual Meeting. Thanks to InstaPundit and BoingBoing (headline “Evil ninjas terrorise Pittsburgh”) for the pointer.