By Hillel Levin, and only 6 pages long:
Based on a true story, this piece starts with a proclamation by Mother, the Supreme Lawmaker, that “no food may be eaten outside the kitchen.” What follows is a series of rulings by Judges–father, babysitter, grandma (a liberal jurist, of course), etc.–who, using traditional tools of interpretation, eventually declare it to mean that all food may be eaten outside of the kitchen. Ultimately, the supreme lawmaker reacts and clarifies.