“The Faggot Family”:

The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week. . . .

The competition was organised by . . . Mr Brain’s Faggots. . . .

OK, I admit it, the ellipses end up concealing the real explanation. (Incidentally, for those who think this is a hoax, it doesn’t seem to be, and the Oxford English Dictionary does indeed confirm that “faggot” has the definition that the story references.)

Thanks to my friend Ted Balaker for the pointer.