"When You Pry Them from My Cold, Dead Hands":
A reader writes (semi-jocularly), "is it true that dildos have meaningful constitutional protection but that guns [do not] (notwithstanding their textual protection)?" Well, remember that this is the Fifth Circuit, which held in U.S. v. Emerson that the Second Amendment does secure an individual right -- so both dildoes and guns are protected there.