While there's no obvious connection to Sarah Palin, I thought I'd mention that the world may end tomorrow. Scientists in Europe are planning to fire up a particle accelerator known as the Large Hadron Collider (once memorably misspelled by The New York Times), which has a 17-mile circumference. A few scientists think there is a small risk that the experiment will create a black hole voracious enough to swallow the huge unit and, well, the entire Earth.

I'm betting it won't happen. If I'm wrong, you can collect tomorrow night.