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Weird Behavior by the Padilla Jury:
Over at the Southern District of Florida blog, David Markus reports on some strange behavior being exhibited by the jury in the Jose Padilla trial: "[the] jurors showed up today all dressed up. Row one in red. Row two in white. And row three in blue. I'm not kidding. And this isn't the first time the jury has dressed up. A week back, all of the jurors (save one) wore black."
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I loved that 12 letters, 12 jurors. And yes, I would be worried too.
I wonder what would happen if they all showed up wearing buttons with Tom Studer's picture on them.
Or "Alas added lip," referring to that new lawyer on the case.
"Dad -- ladies' pal" also works. "Dialed sad lap," a reference to a wrong number whilst trying to visit a telephonic stress relaxation boutique.
"Plead aid lads" -- a suggestion of a defensive strategy.
It's all in how they're arranged in the box.
Will the tipoff be a "not guilty" verdict?
Not quite. The tipoff would be any verdict at all, because any verdict is prima facie evidence that it was just politically motivated and that the jurors never once even considered the evidence.
I can't help but wonder about the one who wouldn't(didn't)wear black. Unless she/he happened to randomly wear a color that agreed with the red/white/blue day what was it about "black day" that produced non-compliance. Or maybe it was just random lazyness? "Oh crap, Black day!?"
Because it is such a crappy book (and a crappy movie I assume) I'll spoil the ending: the supposedly genius lead defense counsel pays this juror (without knowing which one he is) $10 million to deliver a acquittal, the juror uses the money to go short on the defendant corporation, and then convinced everyone else to award the plaintiff a huge settlement.
What was he SUPPOSED to call himself?