"Bugs Bunny Always Beats Daffy Duck":
A Presidential election theory from Jeff Greenfield in Slate. My question, though: If Bugs Bunny always beats Daffy in the general, then didn't Daffy have to beat some candidates (including some Bugses) in the primary? Or is Daffy always the least Daffy of the primary lot (doesn't seem likely to me)?
Uh, and I don't mean to be unkind, but if the opposing party consists entirely of Daffys...
Huckabee is a Porky Pig at best. Or, more aptly, Foghorn Leghorn - all show, no go.
For those too young to remember, Humphrey was the Happy Warrior. (Actually Happy Warrior II, since I believe Al Smith was the first to use that moniker.)
"Happy" was not typically among the Top 10 word association choices for Richard Nixon ...
Nixon is the obvious exception but the Nixon of 1968 can arguably be considered more likeable than the 1968 version of Humphrey. (Not true for their entire careers of course.)
In 1976 was he Daffy to Gerald Ford's Bugs, or were they both Daffys who lost to Bugs Carter?
But that doesn't make sense, since in 1980, Reagan defeated Carter in the General Election. So is Ronald Reagan a Bugs or is a Daffy, or did he metamorphasize between 1976 and 1980 (and Carter too, for that matter, though in the opposite direction)?
Yea but Thompson bailed/was never seriously considered by the press.
1984: Mondale v. Hart
1988: Dukakis v. Hart/Pre-Bloat(ed ego) Gore/Jesse/Babbitt, etc., and Bush 41 v. Jack Kemp/Pete DuPont, etc.
1996: Dole v. Quayle/Forbes/Gramm (o.k. he doesn't count) etc.
But I think the rule holds in the general election ...
[with acknowledgements to the writers of South Park...]
The Daffy Duck Rule:
BBC Presenter: Sensible
Election Official: ... 9,112. Kevin Phillips Bong ...
BBC Presenter: Slightly Silly
Election Official: Nought. Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim Bus Stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel ...
BBC Presenter: Silly
Election Official: 12,441. (applause)
BBC Presenter: Well there you have it, the first result of the election as the Silly Party take Luton.
Clearly! Hillary (as Wile E. Coyote) is trying everything in the Acme catalog, while Obama (as Roadrunner) zoinks his tongue, beep-beeps, and disappears in a cloud of dust. Hillary gets to contemplate her error(s) as her Rocket Skates flame out, and she begins her downward trajectory to the desert floor.
I love Chuck Jones.
That was a classic Bugsian victory, and caused much seething and rage at Daffy Headquarters.
Did I mention I love Chuck Jones?
Nothing like a pundit willing to stick his neck out for his convictions.